Lambkins Football Quotes

#1. Brainwash cried Romney, the Governor of Pollution

Allen Ginsberg

#2. Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

Dave Barry

#3. It takes two people to get together, but only one person to leave

S.E. Sever

#4. Dorothy Parker once said: I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid." Upon delivering this Dot bon mot, with much waving of sparkly rings and jingly bracelets, Constance Langtry comments that she'd add a fourth: "Deft tongue. And I don't mean a good talker.

Marie Wilson

#5. Strain your brain more than your eye.

Thomas Eakins

#6. 'The Voice Kids' was a tremendous success in Holland. There was a big emotional reaction from the parents of the children taking part.

John De Mol Jr.

#7. Satan never wastes a fiery dart on an area covered in armor.

Beth Moore

#8. I think a lot of people really have religious overtones of having come from somewhere. I mean, even the whole concept of religion is kind of alien.

George Clinton

#9. All men are frail; but thou shouldst reckon none so frail as thyself.

Thomas A Kempis

#10. Intellectualism - the conception of man as above all a thinking animal, consciously adapting means to rationally chosen ends - fell sick with Rousseau, took to its bed with Kant, and died with Schopenhauer.

Will Durant

#11. Good players create opportunities. The great players and the great people seize them

Mia Hamm