Lagti Punjaban Quotes

#1. When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought 'Lord' was super rad, but really masculine - ever since I was a little kid, I have been really into royals and aristocracy. So to make Lord more feminine, I just put an 'e' on the end! Some people think it's religious, but it's not.

Lorde

#2. The good teacher discovers the natural gifts of his pupils and liberates them.

Stephen Neal

#3. You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.

Gene Mauch

#4. A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

E.W. Howe

#5. Think of me. Remember me. Love me.

Jennifer McMahon

#6. I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.

James Patterson

#7. He had a colorless translucence about him that made him seem as if he were in the earliest stages of progressive invisibility.

Laura Hillenbrand

#8. If the house of the world is dark, Love will find a way to create windows.

Rumi

#9. She found the company that made her favorite architectural model trees. They weren't the most realistic, they weren't even well made. She didn't like them because they evoked trees but because they evoked the sadness that trees evoke.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#10. We children of schizophrenics are the great secret keepers, the ones who don't want you to think that anything is wrong.

Mira Bartok

#11. Rush Limbaugh, who has made a career preaching that anybody who does drugs has got to go right to jail - do not pass go, no questions asked, right to jail - gets caught doing thirty oxycontin a day. Thirty oxycontin?! Do you have any idea how high that is?! I don't, and I've been pretty high!

Bill Maher