Laesch Acres Quotes

#1. Learn to think smart, stay one step ahead of the game instead of having the game bite us in the ass. Or

James Patterson

#2. Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.

Regina Hall

#3. When water gets caught in habitual whirlpools, dig a way out through the bottom of the ocean.

Rumi

#4. Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?

Ricky Gervais

#5. To the top of the tower, to the top of the wall! Now fart away, fart away, fart away all!" Santa cried, and then the reindeer took off running over the lawn. Suddenly, they all let out a giant reindeer fart, and Santa's sleigh flew up into the air!

J.B. O'Neil

#6. It is not down on any map; true places never are.

Herman Melville

#7. The most earnest prayer that I know is to ask for the life energy of the universe to come down into my body and let my mind become full and overflowing with peace and gratitude.

Ilchi Lee

#8. If you ask me a question, don't tell me what the question is in advance, 'cause I'd rather not know.

Geraldine Ferraro

#9. He looks up through blood smeared lips.

Harry Carpenter

#10. Don't love the thingz you can't resist but the love thingz that can't resist you".

Alexis Brown

#11. Anything you can do needs to be done, so pick up the tool of your choice and get started.

Ben Linder

#12. He wondered if there was a way human males said they were sorry about something without saying they were sorry. Because he wasn't sorry about being angry.

Anne Bishop