La Garza Sports Quotes

#1. There are two stories for every life; the one you live & the one others tell

Mitch Albom

#2. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Dick Van Dyke

#3. God, baby, I can't do this. I can't pretend I'm not fucking thrilled you're standing in my house right now.

Abbi Glines

#4. I think one of the greatest gigs I played, and we've had many, but to play the opening ceremony at - at the Olympic games in Athens 2004 was pretty special, you know? Because it's such a big deal for the whole world. And the whole world's watching. So that was definitely one of the special ones.

Tiesto

#5. We don't have to be identified by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret.

Pittacus Lore

#6. My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich.

Carol Rifka Brunt

#7. The Green Lanterns are very forward and very courageous, very forceful. The Red Lanterns are out of control, and they're not in their right mind because when we're angry or in rage, we say things and we do things we wouldn't normally do.

Geoff Johns

#8. That's like saying Firefly's Mal was just Han Solo. He wasn't.

Trent Jamieson

#9. I love Jennifer Aniston. I'm a bit obsessed with her. I also love Kristen Wiig, and obviously, 'Bridesmaids' is one of the funniest movies ever. I do have some of her 'SNL' skits that I've saved on my computer and stuff.

Jillian Rose Reed

#10. Summer arrives with the morning sun.
Beach time breezes in with endless fun.

Debasish Mridha

#11. London is completely unpredictable when it comes to weather. You'll start a scene, and it's a beautiful morning. You get there at 6 in the morning, set up, you start the scene, start shooting. Three hours later, it is pitch black and rainy.

David Schwimmer

#12. If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Demetri Martin

#13. There must have been a time, before Internet porn, when there wasn't a script. Nowadays, everybody knows exactly how sex is supposed to go.

Paul Russell