L Word Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 32 L Word Funny Quotes

#1. Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#2. Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no! - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#3. Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just to show off my poetry, and then people thought I was funny, so I ran with it. - Author: Spoken Reasons
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#4. I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#5. Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. - Author: Lauren DeStefano
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#6. What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern. - Author: Susan Orlean
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#7. Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends."
"You're a twisted little man."
"Come on, Stretch, share with the class."
"No!" I laughed.
"Prude."
"Perv."
"Schoolmarm."
"Some other word that essentially means perv. - Author: Molly Harper
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#8. The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Author: Joe Theismann
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#9. Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#10. Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. - Author: Michael O'Donoghue
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#11. Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. - Author: Ann Edwards Cannon
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#12. I don't know all the certain words to word it. - Author: Vanilla Ice
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#13. I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn't figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren't so different after all. - Author: Dora J. Arod
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#14. The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. - Author: Alfred Hitchcock
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#15. I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole". - Author: Demetri Martin
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#16. How come abbreviated is such a long word? - Author: Steven Wright
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#17. Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. - Author: Tamora Pierce
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#18. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#19. What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me - Author: Ana Claudia Antunes
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#20. It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming inside but we can't be heard. - Author: Wiz Khalifa
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#21. And she didn't once say anything about this being a sin. It used to be I got the word sin slapped in my face every time I did something wrong, but come on, when you live in a sin-free family with sin-free parents and a sin-free sister, well, you can't help but sin a little extra on their behalf. - Author: Han Nolan
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#22. We drove in silence for a while.
"Can I have a gun?" I asked.
"No!"
"Just a little one? For my handbag? It'll give me some street cred with the client."
"No! No! No!"
His clenched fists pounded the steering wheel with each word.
- heller 1 - Author: J.D. Nixon
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#23. Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker - Author: Holly Schindler
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#24. You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#25. For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. - Author: Wallace Shawn
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#26. Lia caught sight of it immediately and glared at him. "You gave me your word. You swore you wouldn't tell him."

"I'm a mass murderer," he said pointedly. "Not exactly trustworthy. - Author: M. Kane
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#27. I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. - Author: Walter Matthau
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#28. Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."

Mommy-- "What? - Author: Mel Brown
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#29. I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. - Author: Andrea Fay Friedman
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#30. There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success - Author: Pablo
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#31. What is the word for this kind of underwear? Boxings? Something like that? I cannot think of it."
"Boxings? Oh, god, Rania. That's funny. Boxers. They're called boxers, sweetheart. - Author: Jasinda Wilder
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#32. RON: Only- friends. Funny word- friends. Not that funny. Just a word, really. Friends. Friend. Funny friend. You, my funny friend, my Hermoine. Not that- not my Hermoine, you understand- not MY Hermoine- not MINE- you know, but... - Author: J.K. Rowling
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