Top 33 Kyle Kinane Quotes

#1. I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way

Kyle Kinane

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#2. Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.

Kyle Kinane

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#3. What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.

Kyle Kinane

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#4. I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.

Kyle Kinane

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#5. Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.

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#6. If the picture speaks to me, if it tells me something about myself, then I want it. Then I have to have it.

Norton Simon

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#7. The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.

Kyle Kinane

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#8. My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

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#9. I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

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#10. Buffalo is one of America's great designed cities. The interweaving of great architecture, landscape architecture and important historic sites makes Buffalo a must see destination for preservationists, designers, history buffs, and anyone wishing to see an inspiring example of American design.

Richard Moe

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#11. I'm hardly a known name, but I don't want to go, like, 'Oh, people call me a storyteller comedian, let me just go up and just talk about my day.' I don't want that to happen.

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#12. I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are.

Kyle Kinane

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#13. They tell me how they are not scared to die, but they are terrified of the lives circumstance forces them to lead.

Thomm Quackenbush

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#14. I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.

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#15. I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

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#16. They thought that writing had
something to do with
the politics of the
thing.
they were simply not
crazy enough
in the head
to sit down to a
typer
and let the words bang
out.
they didn't want to
write
they wanted to
succeed at
writing.

Charles Bukowski

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#17. Just imagine the silence in the world, if people talked only what they knew

Karel Capek

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#18. The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

Kyle Kinane

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#19. It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.

Kyle Kinane

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#20. I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.

Kyle Kinane

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#21. I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out classes at college, like, 'Oh, this is writing classes, that's what I'm doing.'

Kyle Kinane

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#22. As a little boy, I apparently had a predilection for undoing latch gates, running up pathways and ringing doorbells - and then running off again and away before the door was opened behind me.

Ronald Frame

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#23. The box filled gradually around them over the next half hour. Mr. Weasley kept shaking hands with people who were obviously very important wizards. Percy jumped to his feet so often that he looked as though he were trying to sit on a hedgehog.

J.K. Rowling

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#24. Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'

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#25. I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.

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#26. I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

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#27. The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'

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#28. When I lived in Chicago, I didn't like it. It's nice to visit.

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#29. In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.

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#30. Putin has a lot at stake here and restoring the relationship with the United States, and there are already signs as Sandy mentioned that he's moving in the right direction to begin to ascertain that their trade with Iran is not used for the production of nuclear weapons.

Frank Carlucci

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#31. I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.

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#32. Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

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#33. I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.

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