Top 100 Kutcher Quotes
#1. I'm sure there are some commercial applications for Twitter, but they don't really interest me. I mean, 140 characters? I am really not interested in Ashton Kutcher's daily walks. Not for me.
Barry Diller
#2. I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.
Denis Leary
#3. Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!
Gemini Adams
#4. I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.
Matt Striker
#5. I would recommend you watch the movie 'Jobs' starring Ashton Kutcher, if you don't have time to read Jobs's biography.
Gene Simmons
#6. I will say this, though, in regards to laundry. I'll say, "Do you need to wear a new pair of jeans every day?" We've worked on this for the past year and he [Ashton Kutcher] now doesn't need to wear a clean pair of jeans every day. My laundry has gotten cut down immensely.
Mila Kunis
#7. I'd been dating my husband for about a year, and I'd already kissed George Clooney, Ashton Kutcher and Gerard Butler. Awesome year, right?
Judy Greer
#8. I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.
Jemaine Clement
#9. Everything around us that we call life was made up by people that are no smarter than you.
Ashton Kutcher
#10. I don't buy these rag magazines that feed off of stolen, you know, press. They're basically stealing someone's image in order to make money for themselves ... They wait at the end of my street in their cars. Every time I exit my home, I have company.
Ashton Kutcher
#11. I would say probably my most alpha quality is my competitive nature. I'm very competitive, and it tends to bring out very much the man in me.
Ashton Kutcher
#12. It's really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.
Ashton Kutcher
#13. How does somebody know what they want if they haven't even seen it?
Ashton Kutcher
#14. I would just like a woman someday, somewhere, at some point in my life to say to me, 'You're a great listener.' Haven't heard it yet, and that's a superior compliment to get from a woman. But I'm going to work on it.
Ashton Kutcher
#15. If Facebook gets your entire social graph, you don't necessarily want to share everything with your entire social graph. You might wanna parse that social graph. So there's a company called PASS that is a private social network that I personally use for my friends and my family.
Ashton Kutcher
#17. One of the things about being on Twitter, for me, is mostly about just being on the pulse of what people are interested in, what people are doing and what people are looking for. I look at entertainment projects and storytelling, and I really try to think about what people want.
Ashton Kutcher
#18. You know, photo conversations are replacing verbal conversations. I don't know if that's a bad thing. A photo is worth a thousand words.
Ashton Kutcher
#19. The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.
Ashton Kutcher
#20. I like being what the girls call MOD-"my other Dad." What I've learned in the past year is that every kid is different. But as long as you love them and never forget that love, then you have the key. I think it's all about just being there and loving them because kids feel that every single day.
Ashton Kutcher
#21. I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.
Ashton Kutcher
#22. If you believe the good stuff that people say then you have to believe the bad stuff and then you allow yourself to be on a roller coaster of what other people think. So I think you try to find the good in the bad and the bad in the good and balance yourself and stay on an even keel.
Ashton Kutcher
#23. There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.
Ashton Kutcher
#24. When I was 13, I had my first job with my dad carrying shingles up to the roof. And then I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant. And then I got a job in a grocery store deli. And then I got a job in a factory sweeping Cheerio dust off the ground.
Ashton Kutcher
#26. I think we've all been in the middle of doing something we cared about, when someone coming in the room and saying 'hello' was annoying. I personally can understand that, as someone who tries to create.
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#27. I think Ryan Gosling is a really great actor who's meticulous about his work. And I'd love to have the guts that Johnny Depp has to actually go outside the box on a character. When he plays a character, he plays it in a way that nobody else would.
Ashton Kutcher
#28. The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! I promise you! It's just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don't buy it. Be smart, be thoughtful, and be generous.
Ashton Kutcher
#30. The people here are amazing - the young people here are amazing. The entrepreneurs here are incredible.
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#31. For me, the most entertaining evening would be to go sit with entrepreneurs and talk with them about how they're building their companies and how we can help to make them better. That's the one thing in the world - well, I love doing that.
Ashton Kutcher
#32. I'm serious when I'm talking to the press because I'm always on guard because I never know what you're going to ask and I never know how you're going to construe my answer, so I try to maintain a pretty even pace when I'm speaking with the media.
Ashton Kutcher
#34. I've already exceeded my expectations for myself. I'm one of the most influential people! I mean come on! I wanted to be ... I never thought the things I've experienced in my life, I didn't think that was the life that I was gonna get to live.
Ashton Kutcher
#35. I think I probably think about myself as an actor, which is the way most people do. I think I'm good, I don't think I'm great. I think I would hire somebody else to play me in the movie about me.
Ashton Kutcher
#36. Take a long pause ... breathe and know that things are happening for you not to you.
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#37. I think love is one of the most elusive things in the world. I don't know that there's a perfect formula for it and that's what makes the stories interesting.
Ashton Kutcher
#38. If you want to be a real entrepreneur you have to be the cause, you have to be the creator of someone else's new realty. Which eliminates time, space, motion, and friction.
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#39. I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun.
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#40. I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill.
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#42. I would say I'm 90 percent collaborative in everything I do, and 10 percent of the time I just make the call.
Ashton Kutcher
#43. My mom was more into the yelling. She was the enforcer. She was the one that laid down the law. My dad made up the rules, but my mom laid down the law. It's not her words, it's her tone that sticks with me.
Ashton Kutcher
#45. The truth is that I'm an idiot. I am. I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn't say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of. And I feel like, as soon as you can make fun of something, it instantly removes the fear.
Ashton Kutcher
#46. I learned what a Birkin bag is from the price tag. You'll never forget what it is once you've paid for one.
Ashton Kutcher
#47. I trust my government. I actually have a trust for my government with my data, and I trust them to protect me. They've protected me - they've made the best efforts to protect me my whole life.
Ashton Kutcher
#48. If you really want to make a relationship work, at some point in time, you're going to have to make some sacrifices and do some things that are a little bit uncomfortable.
Ashton Kutcher
#50. My mom's whole side of the family, they're all Packers fans. My mom's a Bears fan. My stepdad is a Vikings guy. So that gets ugly. My mom sits upstairs watching the Bears game; he sits in the basement. They can't watch it together. Football's a violent anger in our family dynamic.
Ashton Kutcher
#51. Scars are reminders of the obstacles we've overcome. Wear them proudly.
Ashton Kutcher
#52. I think about the automobile, I think about like, when I was a kid, you know, the invention of the answering machine, which I was like, 'Wow.' Or call waiting, which was, like, very big. It was a very big thing. Call waiting was a very big thing. And these incremental innovations happen constantly.
Ashton Kutcher
#53. In e-commerce, your prices have to be better because the consumer has to take a leap of faith in your product.
Ashton Kutcher
#54. We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.
Ashton Kutcher
#55. Everybody likes to hold up a really big righteous sword when people make mistakes. Well guess what, now it's recorded and everyone has access to it ... so let's stop judging people.
Ashton Kutcher
#56. The bigger thing with bitcoin is not bitcoin itself, but what does that decentralized technology really do?
Ashton Kutcher
#57. Americans think that they have a history, but it's nothing compared to Europe.
Ashton Kutcher
#58. From a purely entertainment point of view, to create a movie with a female lead that is empowered with her own sexuality I think is a really powerful thing.
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#59. The film industry brings people together, and so does technology. I see them as similar platforms.
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#60. There are a lot of perks that come with fame, and with every positive there's a negative, and then it all kind of balances out.
Ashton Kutcher
#61. My parents couldn't give me a whole lot of financial support, but they gave me good genes. My dad is a handsome son-of-a-gun, and my mom is beautiful. And I've definitely been the lucky recipient. So, thank you, Mom and Dad.
Ashton Kutcher
#62. I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.
Ashton Kutcher
#63. In the sex education process in schools, the one thing that they teach about is how to get pregnant and how to not get pregnant. But they don't really talk about sex as a point of pleasure for women.
Ashton Kutcher
#64. I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman.
Ashton Kutcher
#65. I believe that opportunity looks a lot like hard work.
Ashton Kutcher
#66. What I've become good at is bringing things that aren't necessarily mainstream to the mainstream. What I did see on Twitter was a potential for mass publication; it's a mainstream consumer broadcasting device. It transforms customers and companies. You have to be transparent or you fail.
Ashton Kutcher
#67. I live my life like anybody else, and people choose to write about mine. And what they write I can't control - when they write lies at least - because the laws can't really protect you unless you can prove malicious intent. So I just choose not to read it.
Ashton Kutcher
#68. I could never be with a woman who felt like she needs to change me.
Ashton Kutcher
#69. Steve Jobs had something like a 90% approval rating from his employees. You hear stories about him being this short-tempered, aggressive person, which he was. But he was in the pursuit of making people around him better, so the product they created would be better.
Ashton Kutcher
#70. I never thought in my life, I never really thought I would get married. I watched my parents go through a divorce, and I thought, like, this is just not something people are supposed to do.
Ashton Kutcher
#71. I think directing yourself is a monumental task. Just to self edit as an actor, you work for some directors who don't give you a lot of feedback so you have to do that. That's a difficult thing to do as an actor.
Ashton Kutcher
#72. Whether it's being a leading man, making TV shows, being with my family, I've learned a lot.
Ashton Kutcher
#73. Romance is sort of an island right next to care. When you care about someone and you listen to them and you hear them and you can feel them and you know just what's right, and generally it's something that will be very unimpressive to a room of strangers.
Ashton Kutcher
#74. One of the things I've become immune to is people talking about market cap and social media platforms.
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#75. People used to behave morally because they thought God was always watching - in some ways God today is the collective, and the collective is watching.
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#76. I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that.
Ashton Kutcher
#77. When you build characters from the outside in, they become, oftentimes they become like 'Saturday Night Live' characters or they become like caricatures of the character.
Ashton Kutcher
#78. I want to be like Tom Cruise from 'The Outsiders' and go on and do amazing movies for a long time.
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#79. I'm continually trying to make choices that put me against my own comfort zone. As long as you're uncomfortable, it means you're growing.
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#80. I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.
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#81. I think romance is something that you don't clock or keep track of ... you don't manage it in that way. It's something that happens in a moment. Usually, it's in a period of time when you put yourself in an uncomfortable position for the sake of somebody else.
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#83. I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working.
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#84. Working hard, and being thoughtful, and generous, and smart; it's a path to a better life.
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#85. I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California.
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#86. The thing that enchants me the most is the ability women have to feel other people's pain. The total empathy that women have is extraordinary.
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#87. Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.
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#88. A lot of people use social media to share mundane things or for self-glorification. I try to use it to share interesting things with people.
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#89. My teacher says that everything that you want in the world is one step away, you just have to figure out which direction to step in.
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#90. I'm very awkward when I have time off. I don't know what to do with myself. It's weird not to work.
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#91. There is an entitlement that is starting to emerge that I think is unhealthy for people and unhealthy for a country ... I think the only thing that can be 'below you' is to not have a job.
Ashton Kutcher
#92. I don't think opposites attract. I think like attracts like. So I don't think that they do attract, opposites. Only when you're talking about magnetic poles.
Ashton Kutcher
#93. I've usually found that the greatest rewards in my life come from taking on things that are a little bit scary.
Ashton Kutcher
#94. I definitely believe that if you stop working at relationships, they go away.
Ashton Kutcher
#95. And every job that I had was a stepping stone to my next job and I never quit my job until I had my next job. And so opportunities look a lot like work.
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#97. I love life, I love people and I love sharing, so I would say that I'm romantic.
Ashton Kutcher
#98. We haven't lost romance in the digital age, but we may be neglecting it. In doing so, antiquated art forms are taking on new importance. The power of a handwritten letter is greater than ever. It's personal and deliberate and means more than an e-mail or text ever will.
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#99. I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love.
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#100. When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing.
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