Kushandwizdom New Year Quotes

#1. Hey! Remember the '90s?
The Clintons were in office, everybody was using AOL, Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri did "the Cheerleaders" on SNL, and everybody thought Oasis was fantastic.
In hindsight, we were all a bunch of potato-salad-eating jackasses.

Julie Klausner

#2. We can see that for the deep work to continue, trying to prove one's worth to the chorus of jealous hags is pointless.

Clarissa Pinkola Estes

#3. Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole thing was awkward.

Peter Capaldi

#4. Have you ever read the back of the Newman's Diavolo pasta sauce? Dad on the front is dressed like the devil with a little beard and horns. He says that he sells his soul to the devil for the recipe. It was banned in the South. They thought it was an abomination.

Nell Newman

#5. If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Anthony

#6. It took me 35 years of being involved at a decent level of football to become manager at a great club like Celtic.

Gordon Strachan

#7. Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.

David Rees

#8. No opinion. They're condescending. (on turtles)

Amy Poehler

#9. It wasn't the opening day of my dreams but it was the opening day of the start of my dreams.

Karina Halle

#10. Art thaws even the frozen, darkened soul, opening it to lofty spiritual experience.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

#11. The capacity to learn is a gift; The ability to learn is a skill; The
willingness to learn is a choice.

Brian Herbert

#12. Hooray for differences! Without them, there would be no harmony. In principles, great clarity. In practices, great charity.

Chieko N. Okazaki

#13. The
struggle to grow makes the vine work harder, extending its
roots and absorbing elements that make it produce a
more interesting fruit.

Christie Ridgway