Krusty Burger Quotes

#1. Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree!

Matt Groening

#2. If we opened our minds to enjoyment, we might find tranquil pleasures spread about us on every side. We might live with the angels that visit us on every sunbeam, and sit with the fairies who wait on every flower.

Samuel Smiles

#3. I feel like if you've done something wrong, then you should keep on apologizing to that person.

Aviva

#4. In keeping Americans ill-educated, ill-informed and constitutionally ignorant, the education establishment has been the politician's major and most faithful partner. It is in this sense that American education can be deemed a success.

Walter E. Williams

#5. For most girls, not being a priority is a pretty good reason to end things.

Colleen Hoover

#6. Pound for pound, she was stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Gloria Steinem

#7. A speech from Ernest Bevin on a major occasion had all the horrific fascination of a public execution. If the mind was left immune, eyes and ears and emotions were riveted.

Michael Foot

#8. Love is wonderful to have. True love is hard to find.

Jon Jones

#9. I want to hold a CD I didn't burn. I hate burnt CDs.

Jonathan Davis

#10. If a book has anything to say, it burns with a quiet laugh, because any book worth its salt points up and out of itself.

Bohumil Hrabal

#11. if you do not know, reader, what a Fisher Hobbs is, you know nothing about pigs, and deserve no bacon for breakfast.

Charles Kingsley

#12. No one seems to have thought of the fact that life is absurd, being a brilliant success has no greater value than being a failure. It's just more comfortable. And even then: I think lucidity gives your success a bitter taste, whereas mediocrity still leaves hope for something.

Muriel Barbery

#13. Oh, Lee, how deep into the rabbit hole you have fallen. You're worse than Alice.

Penelope Fletcher

#14. I'm not about talking and finger-pointing and complaining. I'm about getting things done.

Christine Quinn

#15. I think it's great if a guy has a good sized package.

Janet Jackson