Kris Jenner Funny Quotes

#1. If you make the most of what you are doing, there is no way to regret what you are doing. - Author: Tom Sileo

#2. My friend, I am not what I seem. Seeming is but a garment I wear - a care-woven garment that protects me from thy questionings and thee from my negligence. The "I" in me, my friend, dwells in the house of silence, and therein it shall remain for ever more, unperceived, unapproachable. - Author: Kahlil Gibran

#3. More than the sum of our experiences, our memories are the ultimate proof of reality. - Author: Rick Yancey

#4. The failure to work out sensible budgets makes it impossible for government agencies to make long-term plans, and instead leaves them scrambling to spend money in the short term. - Author: Matt Taibbi

#5. Hold no grudges and practice forgiveness. This is the key to having peace in all your relationships. - Author: Wayne Dyer

#6. Fred Thompson was a law partner of mine. - Author: Edward Brooke

#7. I want to believe you, but if that's true, I just don't get it. Why does loving somebody mean you have to hurt them just as much? I mean, if that's the way it goes, what's the point of loving someone? - Author: Haruki Murakami

#8. Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Author: Michael Levine

#9. TO BE "THE SEWER OF CHRISTENDOM and drain all the discords out of it" was the primary function of the Crusades, - Author: Barbara W. Tuchman