Kracker Quotes

#1. You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the sun buzz like a bee, just the thought of you can drive me wild. Oh you make me smile. -Uncle Kracker-

Uncle Kracker

#2. I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

Uncle Kracker

#3. Well, it's great that critics are comparing
me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

Uncle Kracker

#4. The avant-garde in every field consists of the lonely, the friendless, the uninvited. All progress is the product of the unpopular.

Chuck Palahniuk

#5. I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Uncle Kracker

#6. I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.

Ashley Olsen

#7. Our need to knock celebrities is ... Twisted: it's deep in the mid-brain below the survival instinct. That lust to see a downfall. It's animalistic.

Peaches Geldof

#8. I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates.
I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

Uncle Kracker

#9. What have you done for YOURSELF this year to create a better life?

Jack Canfield

#10. wisdom? As the Zen texts explain, "To live in trusting

Jack Kornfield

#11. The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

Uncle Kracker

#12. He who gives while he lives, gets to know where it goes.

Percy Ross