Top 24 Krabs Quotes

#1. Pru, you have the depth of a puddle.

Lisa Kleypas

Krabs Quotes #977971
#2. What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #1800098
#3. A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #1574700
#4. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #1562003
#5. Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #1542760
#6. I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #1449095
#7. I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #1439105
#8. Because you don't just walk away from someone when things get tough," Zac said. "You find a way to stick it out and figure out what's gone wrong.

Shana Norris

Krabs Quotes #1332294
#9. And sometimes it takes disappointment to remember that this world is not our home.

Emily T. Wierenga

Krabs Quotes #1263707
#10. I used to be an amateur inventor when I was a kid; I'm always inventing something.

Alan Alda

Krabs Quotes #1158496
#11. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #1097695
#12. thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!

Rich Burlew

Krabs Quotes #1053139
#13. MONEY is the ultimate source of joy.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #110312
#14. Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #892914
#15. THE SEVEN MAJOR NEGATIVE EMOTIONS (To be avoided) The emotion of FEAR The emotion of JEALOUSY The emotion of HATRED The emotion of REVENGE The emotion of GREED The emotion of SUPERSTITION The emotion of ANGER

Napoleon Hill

Krabs Quotes #880499
#16. The four most common chemically active elements in the universe - hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen - are the four most common elements of life on Earth. We are not simply in the universe. The universe is in us.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Krabs Quotes #696181
#17. It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #690010
#18. If you're wasting time, you're wasting money ... and that's just sick.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #615150
#19. If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #580286
#20. I love this young people's music.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #397157
#21. Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #377639
#22. We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #357367
#23. If you wish to know how civilized a culture is, look at how they treat it's women.

Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan

Krabs Quotes #250204
#24. A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Mr. Krabs

Krabs Quotes #230689

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