Krabs Quotes

#1. MONEY is the ultimate source of joy.

Mr. Krabs

#2. A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Mr. Krabs

#3. If you wish to know how civilized a culture is, look at how they treat it's women.

Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan

#4. We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

Mr. Krabs

#5. Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

Mr. Krabs

#6. I love this young people's music.

Mr. Krabs

#7. If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

Mr. Krabs

#8. If you're wasting time, you're wasting money ... and that's just sick.

Mr. Krabs

#9. It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

Mr. Krabs

#10. The four most common chemically active elements in the universe - hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen - are the four most common elements of life on Earth. We are not simply in the universe. The universe is in us.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#11. THE SEVEN MAJOR NEGATIVE EMOTIONS (To be avoided) The emotion of FEAR The emotion of JEALOUSY The emotion of HATRED The emotion of REVENGE The emotion of GREED The emotion of SUPERSTITION The emotion of ANGER

Napoleon Hill

#12. Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

Mr. Krabs

#13. Pru, you have the depth of a puddle.

Lisa Kleypas

#14. thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!

Rich Burlew

#15. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Mr. Krabs

#16. I used to be an amateur inventor when I was a kid; I'm always inventing something.

Alan Alda

#17. And sometimes it takes disappointment to remember that this world is not our home.

Emily T. Wierenga

#18. Because you don't just walk away from someone when things get tough," Zac said. "You find a way to stick it out and figure out what's gone wrong.

Shana Norris

#19. I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

Mr. Krabs

#20. I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

Mr. Krabs

#21. Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

Mr. Krabs

#22. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Mr. Krabs

#23. A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Mr. Krabs

#24. What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Mr. Krabs