Top 91 Korman Quotes
#1. I wish there was something that - I get all those wonderful letters and wonderful acknowledgments, and I wish I could be more appreciative of what I do. But it's hard for me.
Harvey Korman
#2. Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up!
Gordon Korman
#3. For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
Gordon Korman
#5. No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!
Gordon Korman
#8. Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
Harvey Korman
#9. We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.
Gordon Korman
#10. Hypothesis: Brothers and sisters forge family bonds through a complex byplay of accusations and insults.
Gordon Korman
#12. You want me to stop and give the Wizards a chance to do it?" he shot back. Dead
Gordon Korman
#13. It's like living your whole life without ever looking in a mirror, Amy thought, and suddenly you see your reflection, and you're a monster.
Gordon Korman
#14. When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.
Gordon Korman
#15. Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?
-Amy Cahill
Gordon Korman
#16. Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."
"Funny name for an aircraft," Grace commented. "Is it after your wife?"
"My gun."
Grace stared at him. "You named your plane after a gun?"
"It was a very good gun.
Gordon Korman
#17. Then I got out of the service, and I was going to be a Shakespearean actor.
Harvey Korman
#18. And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.
Harvey Korman
#19. Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business!
Gordon Korman
#20. After so many reversals of fortune today, they half expected a meteorite to hurtle from the sky and vaporize them if they dared to move. Finally,
Gordon Korman
#21. I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me.
Harvey Korman
#22. We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.
Gordon Korman
#23. How you are in this place that has been sealed since the time of Caesar Augustus?" one of the archaeologists demanded in amazement.
"I was looking for my sister," Dan quipped.
"Your sister?"
"Oh - here she is." Dan reached through the opening and hauled out an equally grubby Amy.
Gordon Korman
#24. They've got these things called lockers," I raved on. "The Halls are lined with them. And you won't believe what they're for! They're for locking stuff away-so other people won't steal it! Why can't everyone share?" ~ Cap
Gordon Korman
#25. You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.
Harvey Korman
#26. You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff.
Harvey Korman
#27. They crested a rise, and there it was, in the hollow between rolling hills - a low, square building, ghostly gray in the moonlight.
"Is that it?" asked Hamilton.
"It probably isn't the local opera house," groaned Ian.
Gordon Korman
#28. Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.
Gordon Korman
#29. Slime him, sis," Dan urged, "Make him a redcoat.
Gordon Korman
#30. the yard. When Ben knocked on Griffin's door the next morning on his way to school, he was surprised when the door was answered by Mrs.
Gordon Korman
#32. People who become comedians ... come from pain, come from conflict.
Harvey Korman
#33. Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?"
"Shoot to kill?" Ian suggested.
Gordon Korman
#34. You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.
Gordon Korman
#35. Challenge isn't going to come from any curriculum, no matter how hard they make it. It's going to come from life.
Gordon Korman
#37. Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world."
"Sweet," put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike."
The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth.
Gordon Korman
#38. In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.
Gordon Korman
#39. Hypothesis: Intentional or not, movement to a beat = dancing.
Gordon Korman
#41. Kitchens always attract bugs because there are odors and crumbs. Even if you're clean as can be, bugs will be in your kitchen at some point whether they are ants, beetles, or even cockroaches.
Patty Korman
#42. Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Harvey Korman
#43. We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!"
"Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly, please.
Gordon Korman
#44. Ian Kabra rolled up his window. "My god, what's that smell?"
Behind the wheel, Sinead laughed. "It's called fresh air. Growing up in London, you've probably never breathed it before."
"And I hope I never breathe it again.
Gordon Korman
#45. I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.
Harvey Korman
#47. Jonah peered critically up at the Renaissance masterpiece. "Man, those copies don't due it justice. This one's the truth!"
"Only a Janus," groaned Hamilton.
Gordon Korman
#48. Hamilton was bug-eyed. "Who are those people?"
Jonah held his head. "Man, I should have known it was a mistake to say I'd be leaving town soon! Why do fans have to be so literal?"
"Are they going to let us go get the faxes?" Hamilton asked.
Jonah stared at him. "You're kidding, right?
Gordon Korman
#49. Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker.
-Dan Cahill
Gordon Korman
#50. There's always a way," his sister lectured. "We'll need help, though."
"What help?"
Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a part of the most powerful family in human history.
Gordon Korman
#51. fact, it's just crazy enough to be the kind of thing that actually happens in your family. A regular hiding place isn't good enough for you Froot Loops; you have to use Mount Everest!
Gordon Korman
#52. The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.
Gordon Korman
#53. The Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken.
Gordon Korman
#54. Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.
Gordon Korman
#55. They say it's good but I didn't know what I was doing until I got into the suit and they put the moustache on me, and somehow, when I got all the drag on, it came out. It was the most amazing thing. I'm truly extraordinary.
Harvey Korman
#56. But there's a lot of 50's and a lot of boomers and a lot of kids in their 30's that grew up with us.
Harvey Korman
#57. That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period.
Gordon Korman
#58. Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.
Gordon Korman
#59. What does it feel like to get shot?"
"I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.
Gordon Korman
#60. I love Chris Crutcher, Sara Zarr, Lois Lowry, Elizabeth Scott, Madeleine L'Engle, Gordon Korman, Michelle Magorian, Heather Bouwman.
Lisa McMann
#61. Wolfram," Dan mused, a far-off look in his eye. "I've heard of that from somewhere." Amy was skeptical. "Are you sure you're not thinking of Wolfgang?
Gordon Korman
#62. And I went to New York and died; for 10 years I walked those pavements. I can't think of New York without feeling uncomfortable and feeling like a failure.
Harvey Korman
#65. I'm supposed to talk some sense into you," she told me. "But what I really want to say is congratulations. You did the right thing." "The police don't think so." "Typical," she clucked. "Getting hung up on the numbers on your birth certificate when you probably saved a life." "They made
Gordon Korman
#66. I got canceled in the middle of making the pilot.
Harvey Korman
#67. During construction, when a worker died, his body was built right into the Wall itself. No one knew how many corpses lay within the stone and mortar, but some estimates ran as high as three million souls.
Gordon Korman
#68. It's cat food - it's for people like you!" Saladin
Gordon Korman
#71. According to the mate, there were three main jobs that needed to be done to ensure their survival.
Gordon Korman
#72. The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.
Gordon Korman
#73. I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.
Harvey Korman
#74. But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever.
Gordon Korman
#75. The test! It was as if they believed the test was an infallible superbeing that had descended to earth on a great space ark surrounded by thunderbolts of perfection.
Gordon Korman
#76. I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird.
Gordon Korman
#78. It's a shame that money has to enter into everything.
Gordon Korman
#80. I've taken care of it," I said My father looked at me, shocked. Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work. "No, no, I mean he's gone.
Gordon Korman
#81. Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account.
-Sinead Starling
Gordon Korman
#82. Amy hugged Sinead, and Dan scratched Saladin. Later, Saladin. Take it easy on Kabra. On second thought, don't.
Gordon Korman
#83. Welcome to the world of Cahills. If it isn't impossible, it isn't worth doing.
Gordon Korman
#84. That's the most sexist idea I've ever heard," Nellie said harshly. "I'm female, so I have to be clueless. He's male, so he's got a great sense of direction.
Gordon Korman
#85. If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.
Gordon Korman
#86. What did Romeo and Juliet do?"
They died," I remind her gently. "Some mix-up with the poison-
Gordon Korman
#87. I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet
Gordon Korman
#88. The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here."
Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn.
Gordon Korman
#89. Nellie's brow furrowed. "The great Mr. Hip-Hop Mogul standing in line with the common peasants? How do you figure that?"
Dan grinned. "I'm starting to dig this 'no cars' thing. It's a great equalizer.
Gordon Korman
#91. Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That's a very interesting concept.
Harvey Korman
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