Kool Aide Sayings

#1. Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan. - Author: Ethel Mumford

#2. I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 to 60 pairs on deck. I travel with an entire suitcase of underwear and t-shirts, and they're all Calvin Klein. - Author: Trey Songz

#3. Your glass will not do you half so much service as a serious reflection on your own minds. - Author: Mary Astell

#4. Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep. - Author: Enya

#5. Mamma says we would be wise to remember that what goes around usually comes back around to us - the good or the bad - depending on which we dish out. - Author: Annette Bridges

#6. Everything about this evening is both exquisite and bewildering and I can't decide if I want to go on with this dream or run back down the yellow-lit rock to the stable. But the stable door is closed. - Author: Marlena De Blasi

#7. One should never take sides in anything, Mr. Kelvil. Taking sides is the beginning of sincerity, and earnestness follows shortly afterwards, and the human being becomes a bore. - Author: Oscar Wilde

#8. Whatever you're meant to do, do it now. The conditions are always impossible. - Author: Doris Lessing

#9. Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade. - Author: Merlin Mann