Komarov Remains Quotes

#1. I'm going to grab a cheeseburger," I told Patch. "Want anything?"
"Nothing on the menu."
I smiled. "Why, Patch, are you flirting with me?

Becca Fitzpatrick

#2. Stand-up is just me trying to be as funny as possible in the most concentrated hour with me standing on stage with no storyline, no plot line, and no character development.

Jim Jefferies

#3. When I was born, there were three billion people on the planet.

Paul Watson

#4. I'm thinking of a God very different from the God of the Christian and far and away from the God of Islam, because both are depicted as omnipotent Oriental despots, cosmic Saddam Husseins,

Antony Flew

#5. God sends the cold according to the coat.

Michel De Montaigne

#6. To the person who does not know where he wants to go there is no favorable wind.

Seneca The Younger

#7. Please do not bring female visitors of the opposite sex into rooms.

Rohinton Mistry

#8. Moths don't need to explain why they're attracted to the light.

Marty Rubin

#9. Stephen Hawking once told me that there was a sense in which he was glad to be paralyzed, because it allowed him to focus much more intensely on his work.

Leonard Mlodinow

#10. I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Andy Dick

#11. I never see a sign Licensed to sell spirits without thinking that it is a license to ruin souls.

Robert Murray M'Cheyne

#12. I want to be freed neither from human beings, nor from myself, nor from nature; for all these appear to me the greatest of miracles.

Carl Jung

#13. What Marie Antoinette was to eighteenth-century France, Mary Pickford is to twentieth-century America.

Frank Crowninshield

#14. Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist who was paying attention, of course.

Berkeley Breathed