Kohlmann Bingo Quotes

#1. Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet you're my favorite work of art. Is your figure less than Greek, is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart?

Chet Baker

#2. She's sweet but too apocalyptic. You try kissing someone good-night who's just told you for the umpteenth time that the world's experiencing its last disgusting paroxysm before Rapture.

George Saunders

#3. Stories, like conjuring tricks, are invented because history is inadequate for our dreams.

Steven Millhauser

#4. Man, this was messed up. He'd never hear the end of it.

Sally Bradley

#5. The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.

Nia Vardalos

#6. The soul has more diseases than the body.

Josh Billings

#7. I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't.

George W. Bush