Klaff Quotes

#1. I liked to think I was a smart woman. My vagina, on the other hand, was the equivalent of a dumb blonde. And that blonde wanted what she wanted.

L. H. Cosway

#2. I can't see potato chips being popular where there's not land to grow potatoes in or where frying in lots of oil isn't easy or convenient.

Ann Leckie

#3. Using cold facts and figures, leaders throughout the West must become more transparent with their citizens in explaining their decisions and their choices in global markets.

Victor Ponta

#4. When time has come, it will be a surprise.

Me

#5. Sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy.

Lisa Loeb

#6. Jealousy is a detestable motive.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. The F-22 is a shameful, disgraceful boondoggle and it revolts me.

Ralph Peters

#8. To give a dopamine kick and create desire, offer a reward. To give a norepinephrine kick and create tension, take something away.

Oren Klaff

#9. We met the next day for coffee and when I asked her what was up she said, "I think I'm having a crisis of faith." To which I thought, what the hell does that look like for a Unitarian? "Yeah," she continued, "I-I think I believe in Jesus." Oh. That's what it looks like.

Nadia Bolz-Weber

#10. Games of chance often involve some amount of skill; this does not make them legal. Good poker players often beat novices. But poker is still gambling, and running a poker room - or online casino - is illegal in New York.

Eric Schneiderman

#11. The winds of grace are always blowing, but it is you that must raise your sails.

Rabindranath Tagore

#12. Pitch Anything by Oren Klaff.

Josh Kaufman