Kitchen Closed Quotes

#1. I am a Beyonce fan. I'm gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I'll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyonce can't talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.

Wendy Williams

#2. Curled up, closed his eyes, and marched himself off, as if sleep were an actual place, like home, like the kitchen - a place a mouse could go to.

Cynthia Voigt

#3. A girlfriend went on a couple of dates with a guy who criticized the color of her nail polish. She said, "The suggestion department is closed for the evening, but fax your idea tomorrow and we'll file it right over there in the suggestion box." (Then she pointed to the kitchen trash.)

Sherry Argov

#4. Everyone makes mistakes. It's what you do after the mistake that matters.

Kristan Higgins

#5. In the kitchen, Chub clung to the wall, made no sound whatsoever, but his mouth opened and closed, opened and closed, as he told himself, kept telling himself, that life was material, everything was material - you just had to live long enough to see how to use it.

William Goldman

#6. I've always been under scrutiny. But I used to just not really pay attention to what people said.

Madonna Ciccone

#7. I closed my eyes under the fluroescent lights and tried to make another birthday wish, a onetime do-over, a rebate, a trade-in on the kitchen sink kiss that started everything, offered up for just one last miracle.

Sarah Ockler

#8. I have a plot, but not much happens.

Howard Nemerov

#9. Her feet tingled. One whole hour to forget about the leaky kitchen sink, her father's retirement party, and her mother's relentless questions about it. She closed her eyes. One whole hour to completely unwind and indulge her thoughts in something beside caterers, plumbers, and homicide cases.

Lisa Harris

#10. No coffee, no way.

Toba Beta

#11. My diet plan. 8am to 12noon: only fruits and fruit juice. Noon to 8pm: vegetarian meals. From 8pm to 8am the kitchen is CLOSED.

Bradford Winters

#12. I have some knowledge of the time that may be misspent, clinging to fictions and supposing them truths.

Sarah Waters

#13. Sometimes parents limit the experiences their kids will have, saying they are going to fail; they can't ride a bike or do sports.

Marla Runyan