Kilgore Quotes

#1. Let me note that Kilgore Trout and I have never used semicolons. They don't do anything, don't suggest anything. They are transvestite hermaphrodites.

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. Jerry Kilgore offers denial and delusion, ... Mr. Kaine Delusion and deceit. That means nothing happens.

Russ Potts

#3. Dwayne Hoover's and Kilgore Trout's country, where there was still plenty of everything, was opposed to Communism. It didn't think that Earthlings who had a lot should share it with others unless they really wanted to, and most of them didn't want to. So they didn't have to. ***

Kurt Vonnegut

#4. Jesus
if Kilgore Trout could only write! Rosewater exclaimed. He had a point: Kilgore Trout's unpopularity was deserved. His prose was frightful. Only his ideas were good.

Kurt Vonnegut

#5. There is a planet in the Solar System where the people are so stupid they didn't catch on for a million years that there was another half to their planet. - Kilgore Trout

Kurt Vonnegut

#6. Here was what Kilgore Trout cried out to me in my father's voice: Make me young, make me young, make me young!

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. aunt Bela would be most pleased." "Wait a second," I said. "You know Bela Kilgore?" The man in the fez smiled. "Oh, yes, Kidd

James Patterson

#8. Kilgore Trout owned a parakeet named Bill. Like Dwayne Hoover, Trout was all alone at night, except for his pet. Trout, too, talked to his pet. But while Dwayne babbled to his Labrador retriever about love, Trout sneered and muttered to his parakeet about the end of the world.

Kurt Vonnegut

#9. The book was Maniacs in the Fourth Dimension, by Kilgore Trout. It was about people whose mental diseases couldn't be treated because the causes of the diseases were all in the fourth dimension, and three-dimensional Earthling doctors couldn't see those causes at all, or even imagine them.

Kurt Vonnegut

#10. Those who don't try are destine for failure

Westley Tusa

#11. If this is the end, I will rage toward it. But

Pierce Brown

#12. I want to be like the air. The good-hearted person whose kindness overflows and people realize how important she was to them, once she is gone. I want to be that kind of person.

Aya Kito

#13. You are right, I do fall down a lot.
But that wouldn't be true if I never stood back up.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#14. I love the smell of turbines in the morning.

Lynn Kilgore

#15. As Bob Dylan once said, "'I am the Lord thy God' is a fine saying, as long as it's the right person who's saying it.

N. T. Wright

#16. Tourism, viticulture and agriculture, logging and mining, ranching and manufacturing and ever-increasing numbers of small and medium-sized businesses are just a few of the industries, within this diverse riding, that help maintain a growing economy.

Stockwell Day

#17. At last my heart was too full.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#18. I won't walk under scaffolding or under ladders. I wear things like a baseball player wears things that are supposed to have luck. I am superstitious about everything.

Lauren Groff

#19. I had good intentions once upon a time. Well, September.

Claire Hennessy

#20. If I'd had a bazooka, I could have blown a hole in the wall between us. If I hadn't killed one or both of us, I could have asked you, 'What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like that?'

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#21. Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

Kilgore Trout

#22. There was a photograph of Trout. He was an old man with a full black beard. He looked like a frightened, aging Jesus, whose sentence to crucifixion had been commuted to imprisonment for life.

Kurt Vonnegut

#23. No greater victory can be won by citizens or soldiers than to transform temporary foes into permanent friends.

William Jennings Bryan

#24. True gospel preaching always changes the heart. It either awakens it or hardens it.

Chan Kilgore

#25. Sometimes I look back at what I just typed and truly question if there is a disconnect between my brain and fingers that I should be concerned with.

C.E. Kilgore

#26. Life was a battle, and Mother a tired and bitter captain

Laurie Halse Anderson

#27. I must say, I find everything interesting.

Miriam

#28. What I had always loved most about literature was the way it eased my own loneliness. Even

Rufi Thorpe

#29. Wars are like deaths, which, while they can be postponed, will come when they will come and cannot be finally avoided.

Philip Bobbitt