Kevin Heffernan Quotes

#1. We choose our friends; our enemies choose us.

Marty Rubin

#2. When I come out to do my stand-up set, I pretty much get bombarded with lines from movies. You try to play off it a little bit, but that's what people want to see. Some clubs, the drunker the audience gets, the more they heckle.

Kevin Heffernan

#3. We have but one Saviour; and that one Saviour is Jesus Christ our Lord. Nothing that we are and nothing that we can do enters in the slightest measure into the ground of our acceptance with God. Jesus did it all.

B. B. Warfield

#4. We may cover a multitude of sins with the white robe of charity.

Henry Ward Beecher

#5. Non violence means people in action. People have to understand that with non-violence goes a hell of a lot of organization.

Cesar Chavez

#6. It's like you work with people, and based on the size of the budget, you sometimes can't pay them what they deserve.

Kevin Heffernan

#7. The beautiful thing about stand-up is you can create and immediately deliver, perform, and get paid for what you do.

Kevin Heffernan

#8. If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Vince Lombardi

#9. I went to law school after college.

Kevin Heffernan

#10. I remember I was supposed to take the bar exam that summer just when we got the chance to make our first feature. I told my parents I wasn't going to take the bar exam, and they were pretty upset about it.

Kevin Heffernan

#11. It's just so hard to get movies made, especially comedies.

Kevin Heffernan

#12. When you're in L.A., and you're making movies and that kind of stuff, you don't really get a sense sometimes, I think, what the fans are like.

Kevin Heffernan