Ketzelbourd Quotes

#1. I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.

Ben Katchor

#2. Education must bring the practice as nearly as possible to the theory. As the children now are, so will the sovereigns soon be.

Horace Mann

#3. Our father always made us work. I think that's the greatest thing a parent could ever do.

Eric Trump

#4. On the day I was signed, Mr. Finley, the owner of the Athletics at that time came up to me and said, 'When you were six you ran away from home, and when your parents found you at a nearby lake, you had already caught two catfish and were pulling in a third. Now repeat it back to me.'

Catfish Hunter

#5. The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.

Delos McKown

#6. Many a lash in the dark doth con science give the wicked.

Thomas Boston

#7. Dear Hermione, We lost. I'm allowed to bring him back to Hogwarts. Execution date to be fixed. Beaky has enjoyed London. I won't forget all the help you gave us. Hagrid

J.K. Rowling

#8. Don't even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits.

Marata Eros

#9. You must not run your Organization as a functional hierarchy. You must understand it as a System.

W. Edwards Deming

#10. Tony Scott was one of the best directors I've ever worked with, and I was devastated when I heard about his death. He was a great guy with great energy. But this is a difficult business, and people's lives are sometimes difficult.

Christian Slater

#11. A tory youth is a youth speculating on his future.

Christina Stead

#12. My curse on plays
That have to be set up in fifty ways,
On the day's war with every knave and dolt,
Theater business, management of men.

William Butler Yeats

#13. Why do people betray their brothers and eventually themselves?
-The Cripple

F. Sionil Jose

#14. Death, only death, can break the lasting chain;
And here, ev'n then, shall my cold dust remain

Alexander Pope

#15. We are engaged in a good cause, fight under a good Captain, the victory is sure beforehand, and the prize is a crown - a crown of eternal life.

John Newton