Keshwanis Standard Quotes

#1. If I want a man I'll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven't hit rock bottom.

Eleanor Prescott

#2. His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger.

Elijah Daniel

#3. My mortgage isn't getting any cheaper and I can't run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don't get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I've never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.

Mark Jackman

#4. Better not to work on things that you're not in love with.

China Chow

#5. A friend once told me that when you've been in AA, drinking is never fun again. And that's how I feel about having seen a nutritionist - I will never again approach food in an unbridled, guilt-free way.

Lena Dunham

#6. When you are going through hell, don't stop.

Winston Churchill

#7. Reassurance is such a sad, mad thing. Deep inside, everyone knows the truth.

Michel Faber

#8. Continue this practice no matter what happens or what anyone does to you.

Dalai Lama

#9. He had an angel's face, but his eyes were so hypnotically tarnished, a mirror of my own pain in their depths.

R.K. Lilley

#10. Revolutions can occur only when significant portions of the elites, and especially the military, defect or stand aside. Indeed, in most revolutions it is the elites who mobilize the population to help them overthrow the regime.

Jack A. Goldstone

#11. I personally am inclined to approach [housework] the way governments treat dissent: ignore it until it revolts.

Barbara Kingsolver

#12. I was very into New Order, Joy Division, all of that when I was younger. I had a lot of bootlegs that I saved up my pocket money to buy. I had all the obscure early EPs.

Dylan Moran

#13. The calmed say that what is well-spoken is best; second, that one should say what is right, not unrighteous; third, what's pleasing, not displeasing; fourth, what is true, not false.

Gautama Buddha