Kero Keroppi Quotes

#1. Eric the Evil scowled. Well, hell. He was jealous of himself.

Nina Bangs

#2. You're not such a dog as you think you are.

Paddy Chayefsky

#3. Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Jay Leno

#4. People always ask me how I can hit the ball so far, and I say, 'I just swing.' It's the coaches who first told me I had good bat speed. I was just swinging, and I guess it was fast. I'm pretty fast at everything.

Eric Davis

#5. The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry them out. Even emperors can't do it all by themselves.

Bertolt Brecht

#6. I think some aspects of writing can be taught. Obviously, you can't teach vision or talent. But you can help with comfort.

Toni Morrison

#7. One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.

H.L. Mencken

#8. Dread begins to inch in. No. Dread isn't one of those subtle emotions. It moves in and takes over, and then it drips and hands, like Spanish moss.

Deb Caletti

#9. You're beautiful. Every inch of you is so beautiful.

Colleen Hoover

#10. When we moved back to the US, folk music was all the rage. So I traded in my banjo for a guitar.

Michael Storm

#11. A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

Jaime Lerner

#12. My grandparents, like many genocide survivors, took most of their stories to their graves.

Chris Bohjalian