Kermel Yohannes Quotes

#1. Vladimir Putin bribed a soccer official with a Picasso painting so he would support Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup. Putin was like, 'It wasn't Picasso, just picture of what his face would look like if he said no.' (Nose over here, eye up here, ear in forehead.)

Jimmy Fallon

#2. When a child is born, the exact moment it draws its first breath should be noted, as that moment, and not the time of delivery, is the time of birth from the astrologer's point of view.

Max Heindel

#3. He had talked to her the same way when her grandmother died. Even though that had been different, had been an ordinary tragedy.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#4. No need to continually insist upon your unshakable masculinity.

Veronica Roth

#5. My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

P. J. O'Rourke

#6. You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.

Bob Parsons

#7. I appreciate my brother, His Highness Sheikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the U.A.E. and Ruler of Dubai, and the Council of Ministers, who face every morning challenges, but plan and remove all obstacles to score achievements.

Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Nahyan

#8. I'm always looking to disprove what I think I know for sure. I call that learning.

Greg Saunier

#9. The great men of all areas of humanity's activities never tried to be a better version of someone else. They simply brought to the table a full life's cultivation of their particular skill sets, experiences, and passions, and we must do the same.

Chris Matakas

#10. For reasons I have yet to define, Signor Arpelli stood out from his colleagues. The curled brim of his hat, perhaps. A certain mingling of gravity and levity- I thought the masks of Janus had merged in his eyes.

Louis Bayard