Kenji Kishimoto Quotes

#1. I'm here for you kid. That's what friends are for.

Tahereh Mafi

#2. I am going to MURDER YOU - "
"No," he says, pointing at me as he shifts backward again. "Bad Juliette. You don't like to kill people, remember? You're against that, remember? You like to talk about feelings and rainbows -

Tahereh Mafi

#3. Kenji clears his throat. Hey
guys? Your loin passion is grossing out the little ones.

Tahereh Mafi

#4. So that's it?" Kenji says. "You just like him for his personality, huh?"
"What?"
"All of this," Kenji says, waving a hand in the air, "has nothing to do with him being all sexy and shit and him being able to touch you all the time?"
"You think Warner is sexy?"
"That is not what I said.

Tahereh Mafi

#5. I have a pretty spectacular face.

Tahereh Mafi

#6. I do want you," I say to him, my voice shaking. "I want you so much it scares me.

Tahereh Mafi

#7. I'm not falling for Warner," I say quietly.
"Sure you aren't."
"I'm not," I insist. "I'm just
I don't know." I sigh. "I don't know what's happening to me."
"They're called hormones.

Tahereh Mafi

#8. Your purpose is great than your problems.

John Paul Warren

#9. Ned Stark kept his vows. He thought of the promises he'd made Lyanna as she lay dying, and the price he'd paid to keep them.

George R R Martin

#10. Surveillance of power is one of the most important ways to ensure that power does not abuse its status. But, of course, power does not like to be watched.

Bruce Schneier

#11. One day," I say to him, "you'll realize that Warner is not as crazy as you think he is."
"Yeah." Kenji says. "Or maybe one day we'll be able to reprogram that chip in your head."
"Shut up.

Tahereh Mafi

#12. Can you, like, see invisible people, too?"
"No," Warner says to him, eyes focused in front of him. "I can feel your presence. Hers, most of all."
"Really?" Kenji says. "That's some weird shit. What do I feel like? Peanut butter?"
Warner is unamused.

Tahereh Mafi

#13. Focus groups are a waste of time, filled with people telling you what you want to hear so they can go home.

Sergio Zyman

#14. Satyagraha is itself an unmistakable mute prayer of an agonized soul.

Mahatma Gandhi

#15. I don't have the time, the energy, or the interest to deal with your problems.

Tahereh Mafi

#16. Have you ever been in love?" I ask, turning on my side to look at him. He stares up at the sky. Blinks a few times.
"Nope."
I roll back, disappointed.
"Oh."
"This is so depressing." Kenji says.
"Yeah"
"We suck."
"Yeah.

Tahereh Mafi

#17. It's incredible how someone can look so right and feel so wrong. Kent is a lucky bastard.

Tahereh Mafi

#18. Hey, um, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a friend of mine," he says. "Have you seen her? She's a tiny little thing, cries a lot, spends too much time with her feelings-"
"Shut up, Kenji!"
"Oh wait!" he says. "It is you.

Tahereh Mafi

#19. You know, I can sort of control it now," I tell him, beaming. "I can moderate my strength levels."
"Good for you. I'll buy you a balloon the minute the world stops shitting on itself.

Tahereh Mafi