Ken Marino Quotes

#1. We have over an hour of footage with Ken Marino. Same with Kevin Smith. Because you never know, when you let people who are so talented at improv go, what you're going to get. You don't want to strangle them with your own words, because probably what they're going to say is way better.

Lauren Miller

#2. I'm not going to deny that I enjoy a good four or five hour karaoke session. But who doesn't?

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#3. Since I've had children I don't really like horror movies.

Ken Marino

#4. A room full of words that are nearly the truth but not quite, each note fluttering off the steam of its rose like a broken butterfly wing.

Lauren Oliver

#5. The best way to do comedy is to not filter yourself, and then you could always fix it later. You want to be able to push the envelope.

Ken Marino

#6. I just - I like the saccharin and the gooeyness of 'Bachelor,' and how just gross and like falsely romantic it is. Whereas, like, the 'Real Housewives' is just raw, and it's just - it's the fights that get me. It's just very uncomfortable for me.

Ken Marino

#7. I hope to direct a feature very soon. That is a big goal for me. I'm looking forward to hopefully getting that opportunity.

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#8. I like Comic-Con. It's always nice to talk to people who are fans of 'Children's Hospital.'

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#9. I don't want to judge America. I love America. God bless America. There are so many wonderful things about America. The fork! But we are a little behind on the bidet situation. I'm willing to say that. Hopefully we'll get our act together.

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#10. I like shows where, like, there's a team that they're against the world.

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#11. I love that there are so many 'Veronica Mars' fans. I was not a regular on the show. I was lucky enough to just come on. I loved the character. But, I never really realized the rabid fans that it had. I just didn't know.

Ken Marino

#12. I guess there are people who are like, 'Here's one thing, and I'm gonna do it,' but I can't. I don't have the capacity to have that singular focus. I need to try to get a lot of things going 'cause you never know what's gonna hit.

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#13. It's God's will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty. It's God's will for you to pay your bills and not be in debt.

Joel Osteen

#14. The stuff I write with Joe Lo Truglio tends to lean towards horror-comedy and horror.

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#15. I never looked at my future as comedy. Even at Second City, I always thought of it as acting. I knew I was going to be an actor financially, emotionally, egotistically.

Scott Adsit

#16. You have to tap into the child in you. If you can get to that innocent place, then you're golden. That was the subconscious goal for me.

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#17. It wasn't that much of a stretch to play a gay demon. I am, you know, both gay and a demon. Don't tell my wife.

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#18. I'm a huge 'Eastbound & Down' fan. I'm an enormous Danny McBride fan.

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#19. One of the things I would love to do is 'Axe Cop,' which is a comic book. I would like to be involved in 'Axe Cop' someday. I would also love to be in a Western.

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#20. I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

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#21. 'Party Down' was one of the most magical, special experiences of my professional career. Also special in my personal life, too. I made really good friends, and I had just a great time, and it was a great part.

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#22. It's absolutely surprising to me how well 'The State' has held up as far as people liking it and having fond memories of it, considering it's a sketch show.

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#23. I don't understand how IMDB works. I don't know who logs in the information. I've checked it a couple times and saw (something he was supposed to be listed in) that I wasn't in there, and thought, "Well, I'm not gonna put it in there".

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#24. The only way not to worry about the race problem is to be doing something about it yourself. When you are, natural human vanity makes you feel that now the thing is in good hands.

Margaret Halsey

#25. I loved horror movies, and I loved movies like that - stuff with an anarchy to them, with chaos. Stuff that glorified violence and whatnot. It's not as entertaining now. It effects me now in a way that it didn't then.

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#26. Everybody needs time to reflect and contemplate, and the most inspirational and peaceful place to do so is in nature.

Akiane Kramarik

#27. The Idirans themselves had evolved on their planet Idir as the top monster from a whole planetful of monsters.

Iain M. Banks

#28. The key to acting is less acting and just reacting.

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#29. Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.

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#30. It is not in the world of ideas that life is lived. Life is lived for better or worse in life, and to a man in life, his life can be no more absurd than it can be the opposite of absurd, whatever that opposite may be.

Archibald MacLeish

#31. I watch a lot of ESPN. I just kind of keep it on for long periods of time and watch guys yell at each other about sports things.

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#32. You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing to do that, everything opens up and you get the freedom. My joke is that next year, I'll make the first film that costs zero dollars.

Nick Nolte

#33. I win not because of my own efforts or my own goodness, but rather through the grace, love, and mercy of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He died so that I might win this game of life and live with Him forever.

Zig Ziglar

#34. People are gonna look up to me because I'm young, black, and female.

Aaliyah

#35. Hey, don't knock Judy Blume. Without her, my younger self would never have been able to decode the random acts of madness perpetrated by the fascinating creature known as the teenage girl.

Ken Marino