Kempfs Custom Quotes

#1. For authors, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line only if you are writing the letter I.

Michael A. Arnzen

#2. The most important thing is presentation.

David Copperfield

#3. When you are face to face with a difficulty, you are up against a discovery.

Lord Kelvin

#4. As a minister, I would rather be criticized for thoroughly weighing the options, and sometimes even voicing my doubts, than to be reproached for recklessly sending German soldiers into combat.

Guido Westerwelle

#5. A vervet, in other words, is very good at processing certain kinds of vervetish information, but not so good at processing other kinds of information.

Malcolm Gladwell

#6. I enjoyed Ready For This, which was created by the people behind Dance Academy and Redfern Now, and really it's what you'd get if you crossed Redfern Now with Dance Academy

Justine Larbalestier

#7. History often has a difficult time catching up to the events it records.

Ladislas Farago

#8. poison" or not'; for she had read several nice little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker

Lewis Carroll

#9. Women's beauty, like men's wit, is generally fatal to the owners.

Lord Chesterfield

#10. The terrorists who committed the 2003 Istanbul attacks were locals, that is, Turks. And when filmmaker Theo van Gogh was murdered in the Netherlands last year, the murderer and his supporters were also part of the Muslim community.

Otto Schily

#11. To mend any relationship, you need to first accept it needs to be fixed, and comprehend that the fault often time lies within, what you see in the other is merely a reflection of it.

Rayna Dee

#12. Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake 'em.

Cynthia Rhodes

#13. The Emmy should be an ensemble award, too. I kept howling at everyone else's performances.

Jeffrey Tambor