Keith Lemon Quotes

#1. Poverty is such a relative thing; but no man is really poor till life becomes a desert island that gives him neither food nor shelter nor hope.

Jennifer Worth

#2. But I enjoyed getting sick, I didn't mind it at all. So in that short amount of time, I did actually go from 121 right back up to 180, which is way too fast obviously. And that resulted in some doctors visits to get things sorted out.

Christian Bale

#3. My entire life has been spent thinking about this game. That's pretty narrow ... I don't view myself as a person who's well-versed in very many subjects. I'm not proud of that.

Bill Parcells

#4. He's a hot bath, a short breath, five days of summer pressed into five fingers writing stories on my body.

Tahereh Mafi

#5. Sometimes I think that there's a fine line between impressionistic and messy.

Lady Gaga

#6. Anyone can spot a lie, unless he is in need of that lie.

Clarence Darrow

#7. A red apple isn't red, nor the lemon yellow. The sky is seldom blue, only when it isn't.

Keith Crown

#8. It can't eat him. I forbid it. (Artemis)
She can do as she pleases. I taught her to waste not, want not. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon