Keep Your Man On A Leash Quotes

#1. A man is the easiest animal to put on a leash, and the hardest to keep leashed. Even when he chooses it himself.

Robert Jordan

#2. A most excellent man, though I could have wished his trousers not quite so tight in some places and not quite so loose in others.

Charles Dickens

#3. Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking.

Austin O'Malley

#4. You may not have chosen what is happening to your body, but you can choose how you respond.

Lee L Jampolsky

#5. Writers live within their mind for their flesh and bones are stuck in a far worse place.

Jason E. Hodges

#6. Life is serious all the time, but living cannot be. You may have all the solemnity you wish in your neckties, but in anything important (such as sex, death, and religion), you must have mirth or you will have madness.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#7. Now that the day of reckoning has arrived, they cry socialism!

Elizabeth A. Sherman

#8. Either they fall down, or they make me look like Tintin," Ben complained. "It's all right for Fritz - he's the same shape as those plastic blokes in the window.

Kate Saunders

#9. With the Internet and social media being a huge part of today's culture, I think it's super important to promote staying smart online.

G. Hannelius