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#1. You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#2. What do you know about women?
They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're naked, they hold some sort of mystical power that overrides our brains and makes us do and say things that would normally be inconceivable. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#3. He might be a dragon, he might be someone whose name instilled fear in other people, but boy howdy, he sure turned my crank. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#4. Unexpected Penis is my grunge band name, - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#5. He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. "Ready to be astounded?"
I eyed him. "You're not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?"
"Not after you disparaged their beauty. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#6. Stop lusting after my brother, wife." Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. "Else I'll have to get the parrot out. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#7. My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#8. Dragon form is generally reserved for mating and fighting. We found over the years that it was simply easier to blend in - physically speaking - if we resembled those around us. Do you wish to mate with me? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#9. I have much power. In the days to come I will grow stronger, and I would hate for you to find yourself on the wrong side of that which cannot be avoided." "Hyperbole and mystic aggrandizement, you mean? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#10. He held up a hand as we rounded a corner onto a busy street. "Red dragons?" I whispered. "No. Mimes. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#11. You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#12. He made a tck noise in the back of his throat. It expressed all sorts of annoyance and impatience, with just a smidgen of an implied eye roll. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#13. You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don't you watch any James Bond Movies? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#14. A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#15. He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#16. I have to say that you're the last person I'd have expected would have a seventeen-year-old daughter. You're so ... " Alice stopped, suddenly looking guilty.
"Dashing?" Gunner supplied. "Debonair?"
"A bit of a dawg, actually. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#17. Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!"
Of course it is! It's a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I'm going to save this dress at all costs." - Sam to Clare - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#18. I'm not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#19. Yeah, I'm really worried. OK, so what's left on the big, big list of things I have to get done before I go insane or the world comes to end, whichever comes first? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#20. Honestly, it's like trying to discuss brain surgery with tapioca. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#21. Are you planning on asking my daughter's permission to ravish me as I deserve? If so, please take heed when she informs you that I am lonely and need a woman in my life. She's been nagging me for the last five years to find one."
"In your dreams, bat boy. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#22. Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#23. love is life
no love , no life - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#24. No, Joy, you just think gin makes you brilliant. Gin makes you sotted. Chocolate makes you brilliant. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#25. Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#26. What's a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#27. I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#28. Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you
- Nell Harris - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#29. It was his turn for a little bit of smoke to escape him. I leaned into Gabriel and asked softly, "Can you do that too?"

His eyes never left Kostya, but his lips parted slightly. A tiny curl of smoke emerged. For some reason, it delighted me, but that delight was short-lived - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#30. No one likes a soused vampire! - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#31. ...my soul bleeding tears of anguish - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#32. Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#33. Would you like me to turn over so you can see my other side?" Raphael asked.
"Would you?" Roxy breathed hopefully. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#34. It wasn't until the car turned the corner and headed down a busy Paris street that I slumped back in the seat, but my slumpage was short-lived - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#35. Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#36. What, you think that just because we're demons, we don't like to stay current with world events? You think we don't like to be entertained? We're demons, not Nazis! - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#37. Didn't want you to think that I looked at you as nothing more than an orgasm machine. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#38. I love you, Brynna. I will love you until the day I breathe my last. You belong to me, and I will make you the happiest of women. Now take off all your clothes, and pretend you are a Celtic princess about to be marauded by an incredibly virile Viking studmuffin.
-Alrik to Brynna - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#39. ...but I forgot that I've been bound to the Forest Gump of Guardians. Lucky, lucky me. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#40. Are you unwell? You aren't going to vomit on me, are you?"

"That wasn't on my list of planned activities for the afternoon, no, but if you really insist, I suppose I could try for a hairball or something. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#41. Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little.
"Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me."
"Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#42. I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it! - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#43. His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#44. If Holland recovers consciousness, tell him we'll get him to a healer just as soon as we can," I told them. "You may not want to let him see his arm lying there, though. That's an awfully startling thing to see when you just come to your senses."
- Ysolde - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#45. You've experienced the single scene out there - it's blood test and background checks and references and 'Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date' screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#46. I don't know whether to be pleased that our lovemaking was of such a high quality that you immediately want more, or if it's an indication you are one of those sex-addicted people who are never satisfied. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#47. I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#48. I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#49. Here's the thing about horses--evidently if they hang out together a lot, they buy into this whole "best friends forever" thing, and when one of them suddenly bolts, the other feels obligated to join in the fun and frolics. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#50. Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#51. Hey!" I said, indignation filling me. "I'm immortal! Doesn't that mean I won't get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn't mean that, I want a refund - - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#52. Jim stuck his head out of the rodie. I'm not going to do this out in the open where anyone can see me!. That's unnatural! - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#53. It wasn't as if she was a silly, naive miss who knew nothing of the way of things
heaven knows, she had been to Boston! - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#54. I was enjoying conducting highly charged sexual banter with you."
"As was I, although if we continue along that line, you're going to make it extremely painful for me to walk. Shall we cool down our libidos with a spot of crypt viewing? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#55. Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#56. Why are you taking your breasts away?"
-Dane "Cernunnos" Hearne - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#57. Oh, boy," Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. "Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#58. Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#59. Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#60. Women are such contrary creatures when it comes to sex. You parade around like scantily clad vixens but blush when you're caught staring at the erections you cause. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#61. You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#62. Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#63. Let me love you, Ysolde. Let this happen. Since I was reborn, I have lived every moment in despair because I lost you. Let me worship you now as I've longed to do all those years.
Baltic, Love In The Time of Dragons - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#64. Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#65. Why aren't you at your booth?" "She ran out of bats' testicles and hares' anuses," I piped up.
"Is it anuses or ani?" Roxy asked in an aside, looking perplexed. "You say octopi, don't you? Shouldn't more than one hare's anus be ani? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#66. You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#67. So let me get this straight
May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#68. Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#69. Tully/Ysolde: "Brom?" I asked, releasing his head. He reeled backwards for a moment, his eyes huge. "Are you all right?"
Brom: "I couldn't breathe," he said, giving my boobs a wary glance. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#70. Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#71. We have had this discussion before. You are my son. I love you. I will always love you. But I also love Nell, and if you give her the chance and stop rejecting her advances, she will take you into her heart as well."
"Oh, yeah, like he's going to allow me to do that," I muttered - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#72. How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#73. Do they expect us to have sex right here on the kitchen table?"
Gunner, who was chewing a piece of toast, paused, considered the idea, and then shook his head. "Too messy. We'd get sugar everywhere. Plus, Cressy might walk in, and then I'd have to get her a second horse. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#74. He's not really my man," I protested.
One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. "You were certainly ogling him as if he was. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#75. Io. My name is Io." She pronounced the name "eye-oh" as if there perfectly ordinary. Which was ridiculous, because no one he knew bore a name with only vowels. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#76. Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#77. No, I didn't enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#78. I looked at Raphael. He looked back at me.Several parts of me that weren't on public display brought out their pompoms and began cheering. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#79. Think of me as Demon: The Next Generation. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#80. He's going to try to take Megan! I shouted, fury filling me and spilling out in the form of the manifestation. I raced down the hill toward the crossroad, the pack of snarling, jingling, horned hell poodles streaming behind me.
Dane and his hell-poodles - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#81. Take a look at my face. Do you see my expression? Does it scare you? It should, because this is the expression of a woman who's fallen off a horse too many times to put up with more shenanigans of the verbal variety. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#82. It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not? - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#83. I love you and that means I'm stuck with you no matter how badly you treat me. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#84. You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from now. You will always be mine. I do not give up my treasures, kincsem. You would do well to remember that. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#85. Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.
(petting zoo sign) - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#86. There's a bit of a difference between a guy lying back being all sexy and come hither and mmrowr-worthy, and a man who has a toy stuffed parrot hanging from his nips. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#87. Well, if it isn't Puff the Magic Dragon - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#88. I've wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over. You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools ... - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#89. Oooh, dinner and a show! How come you never take us to dinner and a show?"
He smiled at Roxy. "I would spend the entire evening fending off the hordes of your admirers."
She fanned herself and grinned back at him. "You gotta love all that suave debonairness! - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#90. I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#91. I am a dragon. We do not nag. We suggest. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#92. Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul's majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#93. I hope you are pleased with yourself. You have made a spirit cry. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#94. Are you going to last if I start nibbling at your ankles and work my way up?"
"No. You might make it to my knee, but only if I think about starving children and venereal warts. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#95. I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#96. Exactly. You might not be the sharpest apple in the barrel, but you do have your wicks lit when it matters. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#97. You took a bath without me?
I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#98. Oh, lovely. Magical zombies have stolen my valknut. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#99. If I thought he had magic fingers, his lips were candidates for the Houdini Hall of Fame. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#100. Noble!" "What?" He was annoyed at her interruption. Didn't she understand that he was trying to help her organize her life into something satisfactory? "I am not the one chained naked to my mistress's bed with a broken man part. - Author: Katie MacAlister
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