Katarina Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 6 Katarina Funny Quotes

#1. What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage. - Author: Woody Allen
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#2. People want the freedom. They want to be able to shop. If you don't like the shop trading hours and you're a shop owner, you don't have to open. - Author: Jay Weatherill
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#3. Friends aren't jumper cables. You don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. - Author: Charlie Krueger
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#4. If you want to understand your parents more, get them to talk about their own childhood; and if you listen with compassion, you will learn where their fears and rigid patterns come from. Those people who "did all that stuff to you" were just as frightened and scared as you are. - Author: Louise L. Hay
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#5. Now, I personally enjoy a really good footnote. - Author: Ann Leckie
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#6. Isn't it funny... that you can be together with a man who is so wrong for you that afterward you've been cured of them.... You get them, you get cured, you move on. - Author: Katarina Bivald
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