Top 5 Karma Theft Quotes
#1. My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
Rodney Dangerfield
#2. Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an opportunity of dancing a reel?
Jane Austen
#3. I couldn't fathom it myself, but I guessed that happy endings came in all shapes and sizes.
Ingrid Law
#4. Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip
Erma Bombeck
#5. Look, writers aren't perfect, I want to cry, any more than husbands and wives are perfect. The only unfailing rule is, If they seem so, they can't be.
Julian Barnes
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