Top 5 Karma Theft Quotes

#1. My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

Rodney Dangerfield

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#2. Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an opportunity of dancing a reel?

Jane Austen

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#3. I couldn't fathom it myself, but I guessed that happy endings came in all shapes and sizes.

Ingrid Law

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#4. Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip

Erma Bombeck

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#5. Look, writers aren't perfect, I want to cry, any more than husbands and wives are perfect. The only unfailing rule is, If they seem so, they can't be.

Julian Barnes

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