Kansas City Royals Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 11 Kansas City Royals Funny Quotes

#1. They're Americans when they win races, and when they get conscripted into the army,' Dave said. 'But they're Negroes when they want to buy the house next door to yours. - Author: Ken Follett
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#2. The big stars in rap, they were too big, so when my rap generation started, it was about bringing you inside my apartment. It wasn't about being a rap star; it was about anything other than. - Author: Nas
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#3. Didn't your mother ever tell you," Rob asked, "that you're supposed to play hard to get?"
I looked at his lips. I probably don't need to tell you that they're really nice lips, kind of full and strong-looking.
"What," I wanted to know, "is that going to get me? - Author: Meg Cabot
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#4. I love Drake
he is very talented and I like his effortless attitude in terms of his style and music. - Author: Italo Zucchelli
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#5. But it was a routine traffic stop."
"Lots of cops get blown away during routine traffic stops - Author: Kenneth Eade
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#6. It's nice to think that we have in ourselves the energy. It's somewhere, but it's sleeping sometimes. I try to wake it up when I need it. - Author: Agnes Varda
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#7. I did not find that writing a diary with a lead male character differed in any essential way from writing one with a female character. They all had the same challenges in terms of attempting to establish an identity, coping with loneliness, friendships, relationships. - Author: Kathryn Lasky
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#8. God gifted us only one life & it is solely our choice to make it dull with one color, or beautiful with many colors! - Author: Swati Jain
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#9. There's just something about making whoopee out under the stars that keeps a heart young, a mind sharp, and"
she leaned close to whisper in Meg's ear
"your coochie ready to do hoochie! - Author: C.H. Admirand
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#10. The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him. - Author: Josh Billings
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#11. Then we fucked so that we could pretend that nothing hurtful had just happened. - Author: Junot Diaz
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