Kaitie Bryant Quotes

#1. Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id.

Michelle Malkin

#2. Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so you have to always be on guard to please him.

Norm MacDonald

#3. It is something that artists do all the time unconsciously, working in the style of someone they consider a great master. I just wanted to make that relationship literal.

Sherrie Levine

#4. Comedy works best when people recognise themselves.

Jason Alexander

#5. I'm one half of a two-piece puzzle.

Charles Martin

#6. It smelled delicious but tasted of jealousy.

Katie Graykowski

#7. I have made mistakes, but I feel that the people who have done things to me - they should be ashamed.

Sean Quinn

#8. Politicians and journalists share the same fate in that they often understand tomorrow the things they talk about today.

Helmut Schmidt

#9. When a man could no longer pay his debts, the soldiers would seize the tabletop he would be using to display his wares (banco) and break it (rotta). Hence, bankruptcy.

Jodi Taylor

#10. Cornwall bears a certain resemblance to Italy: each is like a leg or boot, but Italy stands a-tiptoe to the south, whereas Cornwall is thrust out to the west. But, whereas Italy is kicking Sicily as a football, Cornwall has but the shattered group of the Scilly Isles at its toe.

Sabine Baring-Gould