Kafkology Quotes

#1. Not everything written on Kafka is Kafkology. How then to define Kafkology? By a tautology: Kafkology is discourse for Kafkologizing Kafka. For replacing Kafka with the Kafkologized Kafka.

Milan Kundera

#2. I went to Boston University and got my BFA, and performed Off Broadway.

Jenn Proske

#3. Whenever I'm about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don't have to tell her about my herpes.

Anthony Jeselnik

#4. Through our willingness to help others we can learn to be happy rather than depressed.

Gerald Jampolsky

#5. At least her anger was empowering. Not that it actually empowered her to do anything, but it was more energizing than despair.

Karen McCullah Lutz

#6. Very few species have survived unchanged. There's one called lingula, which is a little shellfish, a little brachiopod about the size of my fingernail, that has survived for 500 million years, but it's survived by being unobtrusive and doing nothing, and you can't accuse human beings of that.

David Attenborough

#7. Sometimes you fight what you are, and sometimes you give in to it. And some nights you just don't want to fight yourself anymore, so you pick someone else to fight.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#8. When I drank, I'd be happy for 10 minutes. When I got high, I'd feel a sense of nothingness for about an hour. But in the end, my negative emotions always came rushing back.

Farrah Abraham

#9. I start to unbutton his shirt. "Got to get these clothes off," I mutter. "You don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that." Smile. Lopsided. Sexy.

Rick Yancey

#10. When we live our lives with the authenticity demanded by the practice of teaching that is also learning and learning that is also teaching, we are participating in a total experience ... In this experience the beautiful, the decent, and the serious form a circle with hands joined.

Paulo Freire

#11. she thumped that Bible harder than a hooker getting paid twenty bucks for a quick fuck in the backseat. Her knowledge of the book was impeccable and irritating at the same time.

Yolanda Olson

#12. To the astrologer, or at least to what I call the analytical astrologer, the natal chart virtually represents a living map to the kingdom of heaven which lies within.

Alice O. Howell

#13. But now my task is smoothly done, I can fly, or I can run Quickly to the green earth's end, Where the bow'd welkin slow doth bend, And from thence can soar as soon To the corners of the Moon.

John Milton

#14. I always need a support team, even at Donna Karan. I like collaborating. There is something in collaboration that is wonderful.

Donna Karan

#15. Writing is like shadow boxing. Editing is when the shadows fight back.

Adam Copeland

#16. I know miracles do come true, the moment I lay my eyes on you.
So beautiful, that love as shown us in a special way...

Rina Suryakusuma