Kaelin Quotes

#1. Death IS an illusion. The body dies. The soul/spirit lives forever. YOU are the sum total of ALL you survey. Who would know you and not know your name? Kat Kaelin

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#2. It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.

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#3. The world doesn't owe you anything because you're in it, but you owe yourself the world because it is in you.

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#4. I'm not afraid of O.J. now.

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#5. People should realize that I shot a Coke commercial back in 1986. So, you know, I've been around a long time. I carry my Screen Actors Guild Card.

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#6. I thought it was possible that O.J. could have done something. It crossed my mind. I was thinking about the events of everything and going, Why did I hear that? I was going, No, it can't be, and just all that stuff was adding up.

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#7. The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.

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#8. At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.

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#9. Animals are precious gifts offering unconditional love.

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#10. I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon.

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#11. If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true.

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#12. I replayed the moment I first saw him at the picnic throughout our years together. As corny as it may sound, from the first glance we shared near the cake stand at the picnic, the two of us remained connected like the icing on one of those made from scratch cakes...

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#13. Sometimes people who get wealthy when they are very, very young, it's a curse to them. They don't realize it.

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#14. I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.

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#15. I was at an acting academy for seven years prior to the trial.

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#16. I want people to realize that the domestic abuse charges happened in 1989. I didn't meet any of them until 1993.

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#17. I'm not going to just fade out, I know.

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#18. I've heard, "We live in a world of diminishing returns, when what we give we'll never get back." I say, "What we give returns to us in like-kind 400 times.

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#19. I have contact with no one involved in the trial.

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#20. There's been so much media about me being a surfer dude and a lot of other jobs. I guess it's time to prove myself, to let the people know, heck, I've a brain.

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#21. I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.

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#22. Suspense, murder, revenge, scandal; a delicious cocktail party.

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#23. I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over, but I wasn't his enemy either.

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#24. I think the prosecution had all the evidence in front of them to have won the case.

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#25. Thoughts would go in and out of my mind, but I didn't want to believe that he could have done it.

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#26. I don't want to be Kato, the trial guy. It's like everything I do is under a microscope.

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#27. The circumstance is the incredible part, but I always knew in my heart that something was going to be out there, just for the world to notice me. It sounds so cocky, but it's happening.

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#28. I think that money is the root of all evil. I've seen it happen.

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#29. I ended up living at OJ's because Nicole bought a home that no longer had a guest house. OJ offered his guest house to me. Anybody in LA looking for a place knows the best places to live are guest houses.

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#30. Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known who my best friends were.

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#31. Winner: Getting up more times than life knocks you down

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#32. Never live with someone that won the Heisman.

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