Jyoti Amge Quotes

#1. We realize that Judaism as a faith can survive only in an atmosphere of general faith.

Louis Finkelstein

#2. What got you into trouble?" says the baldhead to t'other chap.
"Well, I'd been selling an article to take the tartar off the teeth - and it does take it off, too, and generly the enamel along with it -

Mark Twain

#3. People like me might be small in stature, but they can also act.

Jyoti Amge

#4. I don't let everyone pick me up. I only let myself be picked up by whomever I want to be picked up by.

Jyoti Amge

#5. I'm not a fashionista, definitely. I'm an actress. I have a great team working with me.

Stephanie Sigman

#6. One of the problems with being famous is people mob you wherever you go. Many of them ask very irritating questions. If I were not the shortest woman in the world, I would not have become famous.

Jyoti Amge

#7. I would like to be an actress in Hollywood and win an Oscar. The only difference is my height.

Jyoti Amge

#8. The simplest fix for better grilling is to line the inside of your barbecue with tin foil. It dramatically affects how evenly the heat is distributed. That crusty black hibachi or Weber grill is doing your food no favors.

Nathan Myhrvold

#9. I'm not looking for a boyfriend - but if I was, he'd have to be prepared to carry me around everywhere.

Jyoti Amge

#10. You can't plan for the future, because some guy's going to land in a spaceship with three heads and a big beak and take over everything.

Paul Kantner

#11. Experience tells us that few matches are won on the back of one or two good sessions of play. To win a Test match most teams have to win and outplay the opposition for extended periods of time.

Justin Langer

#12. There is a Bollywood actor, Salman Khan, and I'd like to act alongside him - whatever the film.

Jyoti Amge

#13. It's hard for me to reach things. It's good I have brothers and sisters to help.

Jyoti Amge

#14. The English public doesn't really like Shakespeare; it prefers football.

Hesketh Pearson

#15. I am proud of being small.

Jyoti Amge

#16. I know it sounds trite but I wanted to make a difference. Political debates with my father had been fraught because he was uncompromising and explosive but if he taught me one thing it was to air my views.

Vince Cable

#17. The worst part about being so small is that I always have to rely on someone. I can't go anywhere on my own, so I'm always dependent. I can't run or walk too fast. If I was taller for a day, I'd just go off on my own independently.

Jyoti Amge

#18. The prevailing theory of capitalism suffers from one central and disabling flaw, a profound distrust and incomprehension of capitalism.

George Gilder

#19. When people see me on TV, they become very happy because they don't have to interact with me. When they start interacting with me, they ask me questions like I'm a baby or treat me like I'm a baby and hold me like I'm a baby, and that's what they do wrong, really.

Jyoti Amge

#20. Don't Ever fix your lips like collagen
And say something when you gon' end up apologing

Kanye West

#21. Regular people should not underestimate people who are small. In every aspect, they can do the things that normal people can.

Jyoti Amge

#22. Everybody loves me so much, they just want to carry me around. Sometimes I think to myself, 'When am I going to stand, because I'm being carried all day?'

Jyoti Amge

#23. The longest journey is not the journey from Asia to Antarctica, but it is the journey to know yourself.

Debasish Mridha

#24. The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis ...

Conan O'Brien

#25. I feel grateful to be this size; after all, if I weren't small and had not achieved these world records, I might never have been able to visit Japan and Europe and many other wonderful countries.

Jyoti Amge

#26. I don't like it if I am being held like a baby. If someone holds me normally, and I'm not being coddled, I feel much more comfortable.

Jyoti Amge