Justin Morneau Quotes

#1. In many ways an artistic nature unfits a man for a practical existence.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#2. Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons.

Todd Barry

#3. I never thought about a name being sacred or something to be hoarded.

Pepper Winters

#4. I like to read away as much of the afternoon as possible, until real life rears its ugly head.

Anne Lamott

#5. I don't really set personal goals for home runs or anything like that. However many I hit, I hit. If I'm making consistent contact and hitting the ball hard, then I will hit home runs.

Justin Morneau

#6. Be attentive.
Be adaptive.
Be accommodative.
Be assertive.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#7. I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.

Demetri Martin

#8. Some wits, too, like oracles, deal in ambiguities, but not with equal success; for though ambiguities are the first excellence of an imposter, they are the last of a wit.

Edward Young

#9. A first-place team? You're always excited to become a part of that.

Justin Morneau

#10. Where Jack isn't safe, Tom's in danger.

George Eliot

#11. I love Minnesota, and I'd love to play my whole career here.

Justin Morneau

#12. I believe I'm a middle-of-the-order hitter capable of driving in runs. If I stay healthy, I'll get back to that level.

Justin Morneau

#13. Motorcycle maintenance gets frustrating. Angering. Infuriating. That's what makes it interesting.

Robert M. Pirsig

#14. The different variables involved in anything creative, really, are massive. When it comes together, it just clicks, I suppose.

Harry Treadaway

#15. Order, thou eye of action.

Aaron Hill

#16. People refer to me as 'that 'Love Boat' man.'

Irwin Thomas

#17. Let's all stand for the separation of Church and hate ...

T. Rafael Cimino

#18. I'm always alright, as long as I've got [a bat].

Justin Morneau

#19. You've got to hit 30 before you hit 40.

Justin Morneau

#20. If you can stay back, you can wait an extra split-second longer, and then you become more relaxed, and that's when you gain confidence.

Justin Morneau

#21. I feel like I'm strong enough that I don't have to do anything to turn on the ball. When I do that-when I'm ready to take the ball up the middle, when I'm willing to go the other way-that's when I can turn on the ball.

Justin Morneau