Just For Now Abbi Glines Humor Quotes

#1. When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Martin Gore

#2. You know, the thing about not talking very much is that people think you're mature. They make things up about you.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#3. I really wish I could confirm to him
that you do in fact have a penis. A very
big and pretty penis," Blaire whispered.
I winced.
"Please, just call it big.
Don't call it pretty. That hurts its
feelings.

Abbi Glines

#4. Calculus was not math. It was a fucking science experiment gone wrong.

Abbi Glines

#5. In a similar way, The Art of War pinpoints anger and greed as fundamental causes of defeat.

Sun Tzu

#6. Hey, sexy. Why haven't you called?" The cooing sound came from behind me, and I glanced back over my shoulder to see a familiar-looking brunette. "Because I'm the asshole who never calls," I replied with a wink.

Abbi Glines

#7. And you've got a boy right there who looks at you like he would drink your bathwater if you'd ask him!

Abbi Glines

#8. Most women beg me to lick them, and I give it to you for free and you push me away," he said with a fake pout on his face.
"You're crazy." I giggled
"I'm the good kind of crazy, though.

Abbi Glines

#9. Alejandro Colucci has designed covers for my books that stand out, that catch the eye, and that make me, as a reader and consumer, want to know more about the books behind those covers.

James A. Moore

#10. The # poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty.

Mother Teresa

#11. Sex to me is not luxury any more. It is necessity of reproduction.

Enock Maregesi

#12. Really? well, thank you. I was under the impression you wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire

Abbi Glines

#13. To see how much a company is truly earning on the capital it deploys in its businesses, look beyond EPS to Return on Invested Capital (ROIC).

Benjamin Graham

#14. I can't bear that they, and everybody, should think people wicked because they may have chosen to live their own way!

Thomas Hardy