Jurada Quotes

#1. Lord pls give me quality problems like where to bank my Billions!which country to go shopping,should I buy a Bugatti or Ferrari?problem like where do I park my Jet Eleda masun!!!Oya turnup

Kazeem Akintilo

#2. I learned more at The Second City than I did at Yale for all that high tuition.

Robert Klein

#3. while they had been talking the stars had grown fainter and great gaps of white light were appearing in the greyness of the eastern sky.

C.S. Lewis

#4. For someone who loved words as much as I did, it was amazing how often they failed me.

M.L. Rio

#5. I'm excited about representing my gender, but at the same time it doesn't matter. I wouldn't say my gender has been a disadvantage.

Katy B

#6. I work out to eat.

Bobby Flay

#7. These are the kinds of things a guy thinks about when he visits his own grave.

Kami Garcia

#8. The patient suffers; the family threatens; the colleagues frown; the nurse laughs; Death grins; and the young doctor dances a crazy jig amid the tumult, though once he dreamed he would glide along the floor with Death in a perfectly controlled tango.

Bert Keizer