Top 15 Junin Laser Quotes
#1. New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.
P.G. Wodehouse
#2. In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
George Burns
#3. Life isn't like a book. Life isn't logical or sensible or orderly. Life is a mess most of the time. And theology must be lived in the midst of that mess.
Charles Caleb Colton
#4. According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent.
Jay Leno
#5. I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.
Salvador Dali
#6. I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant.
Scylar Tyberius
#7. My varying pairs of legs can be quite practical or quite impractical, and I don't judge them either way. Some are for getting around a 12-hour day, pounding the pavement, and some are to feel like I can transform my own body into a workable, changing piece of art.
Aimee Mullins
#9. Justification by faith is the hinge on which all true religion turns.
John Calvin
#10. I love watching, I love getting all the science about food. That's one of my favorite things.
Guy Fieri
#11. There it was again, the good and bad all rolled into a meatball.
Pam Munoz Ryan
#12. Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming animals will never get stopped.
Paul Rodriguez
#13. In a thriller, the camera's an active narrator, or can be.
John McTiernan
#15. People can generally be classified into two groups: the mediocre realists and the mediocre dreamers. You clearly belong to the latter. Your fate is and will always be the fate of a dreamer.
Haruki Murakami
