Jumbuck Springs Quotes

#1. It's hard to date once you're a big Star Wars star because you don't want to give people the ability to say, "I had sex with Princess Leia."

Carrie Fisher

#2. The longer the night, the shorter the morning

Adam Johnson

#3. If the man screwed like he kissed she was a goner

Amy Andrews

#4. Old Dan must have known he was dying. Just before he drew his last breath, he opened his eyes and looked at me. Then with one last sigh, and a feeble thump of his tail, his friendly gray eyes closed forever.

Wilson Rawls

#5. I've learned so much from my professors and have been fortunate to have had so many good ones, including Frederick and Steven Barthelme, Edward Carey, Jim Magnuson, and Elizabeth McCracken.

Mary J. Miller

#6. There was just something so damn male about a man doing something with his hands. Something mechanical. Something sweaty. And dirty. Watching Coop in his natural environment was seriously turning her on.

Amy Andrews

#7. Every week, I take two phone calls or meetings with an aspiring producer or director.

Charlie Ebersol

#8. In the Age of the Almighty Computer, drones are the perfect warriors. They kill without remorse, obey without kidding around, and they never reveal the names of their masters.

Eduardo Galeano

#9. Jemima Jane Erickson was one drunken pass away from jumping Ethan Weston's bones. He just didn't know it.

Amy Andrews

#10. Courage," he said, "is being absolutely terrified of something and doing it anyway.

K.T. Bryan

#11. You think I don't know that you're hard for me right now?

Amy Andrews

#12. The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they can take your life; but the same can be said of the most weak.

Charles Caleb Colton

#13. The true felicity of life is to be free from anxieties and pertubations; to understand and do our duties to God and man, and to enjoy the present without any serious dependence on the future.

Seneca The Younger

#14. A woman really had no business looking that good in a man's hat

Amy Andrews

#15. It feels like you dropped your nightstick down your pants.'

'Oh, so that's where that went.'

'I'm not kidding. Is this all you? Because if so, I think I may need to rethink a few things. I may need to rethink the shape and depth of my vagina.

Charlotte Stein

#16. Lacey.." If it was supposed to be a protest it was a weak one. It was more groan than warning

Amy Andrews

#17. Once you take the cat out of the bag, you can't cram it back in.

Jen Calonita

#18. You, the foreign media, have been the companion of my people in its long and painful journey to freedom.

Corazon Aquino