July Calendar Sayings

#1. People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual. - Author: Quentin Crisp

#2. There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering. - Author: Minna Antrim

#3. In that moment, Xcor thought of each of his fighters. Zypher, the sexual conqueror. Balthazar, the thief. Syphon, the assassin. And the other one who had no name, and too many sins to count. So he was referred to as Syn. - Author: J.R. Ward

#4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar - Author: Mark Twain

#5. As for September 11, let us not too easily grant the Americans possession of that date on the calendar. Like May 1 or July 14 or December 25, September 11 may seem full of significance to some people, while to other people it is just another day. - Author: J.M. Coetzee

#6. [Ezekiel 1:1a] Hebrew On the fifth day of the fourth month, of the ancient Hebrew lunar calendar. A number of dates in Ezekiel can be cross-checked with dates in surviving Babylonian records and related accurately to our modern calendar. This event occurred on July 31, 593 B.C. - Author: Anonymous

#7. No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July. - Author: Mac Thornberry

#8. Editorial cartoons should be smart and substantive, provocative and informative. They should stir passions and deep emotions. Editorial cartoons should be the catalyst for thought, and frankly speaking, if you can make politicians think, that is an accomplishment itself. - Author: Michael Ramirez

#9. I have always been against cruelty to animals and remain so. - Author: Peter Baynham

#10. If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Author: Roald Dahl

#11. I also suspected he was on the cover of the Denver Firefighters calendar, picture used for the month of July, he was that hot. If the firefighters merged with the police officers and they did a group shot that included Lawson and Jury, the paper might spontaneously combust. - Author: Kristen Ashley