Jukeboxes Quotes

#1. If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why we have jukeboxes! Let's let Bruce be Bruce.

Jake M. Johnson

#2. Jukeboxes, radio and television, going from dawn to dusk, help spread the poison of synthetic, artificial, rhythmical noise.

Maria Franziska Von Trapp

#3. I'm going to get a pair of wire-snips, and I've also started a new campaign to have blank CDs on jukeboxes so you can play the silence.

Billy Childish

#4. Some time later there was a song on all the jukeboxes on the Upper East Side that went "but where is the school-girl who used to be me," and if it was late enough at night I used to wonder that.

Joan Didion

#5. Modesty is a bright dish-cover, which makes us fancy there is something very nice underneath it.

Douglas William Jerrold

#6. In trying to be memorable, you wind up sounding unspeakably queer

David Sedaris

#7. I've always called myself a journalist who happens to draw. If I wasn't drawing cartoons, I'd be writing stories.

David Horsey

#8. When is the Democratic Party going to apologize for being the biggest slave-holding-supporting institution on the planet and sticking with racism for the century after the abolition of slavery?

Mark Steyn

#9. Trial by jury must be preserved. It is the best system ever invented for a free people in the world's history.

John Henry Wigmore

#10. Those qualities of bodies that cannot be intended and remitted [i.e., qualities that cannot be increased and diminished] and that belong to all bodies on which experiments can be made should be taken as qualities of all bodies universally.

Isaac Newton

#11. Nobel was a genuine friend of peace. He even went so far as to believe that he had invented a tool of destruction, dynamite, which would make war so senseless that it would become impossible. He was wrong.

Alva Myrdal

#12. Which is exactly why we must have equal pay. That is all women want, Baxter. We don't want to eradicate all men from the earth, we just want to live side by side with our counterparts in harmony and independence, sharing their lives, as partners.

Kate Kingsbury

#13. What do they not see, who see Him Who sees all things?

Pope Gregory I

#14. First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness.

Geri Halliwell

#15. I'm not most people. I have no patience for those who can't execute a plan with elegance.

David Iserson

#16. Sometimes it's best to do nothing ast all where social networking is concerned.

L. H. Cosway