Top 100 Judah's Quotes
#1. My shirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid language.
Judah Friedlander
#2. If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
Judah Friedlander
#3. It seemed too good to be true. That's grace.
Judah Smith
#4. As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies.
Judah Friedlander
#5. It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.'
Judah Friedlander
#7. Hezekiah reigned forty-two years and was one of Judah's greatest kings (2 Kings 18 - 20; 2 Chron. 29 - 32). He not only strengthened the city of Jerusalem and the nation of Judah, but led the people back to the Lord. He built the famous water system that still exists in Jerusalem.
Warren W. Wiersbe
#8. The evolution revolution is here. Global sense makes common sense.
Judah Freed
#9. I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying.
Judah Friedlander
#11. I became a wrestling fan in college. So, I was more of a wrestling fan as an adult than when I was a little kid.
Judah Friedlander
#12. I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you.
Judah Friedlander
#13. We are often harsher judges than God himself.
Judah Smith
#14. We need to abandon our scale and adopt God's because our misguided labels keep us from the right kind of interaction with people.
Judah Smith
#16. Jesus sees our sin more clearly than anyone, yet He loves us more than anyone.
Judah Smith
#17. When it comes to sin, the only one who has a right to condemn others is Jesus. And he refused.
Judah Smith
#18. You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.
Judah Friedlander
#19. Don't allow the opinions of other people to shape your concept of him. Get to know him yourself, and let the goodness of God change you from the inside out.
Judah Smith
#21. Yes, of course Yahweh could defeat all of Judah's enemies." "Then why didn't He, Grandpa?" Zechariah's face looked sad as he shook his head. "Because our nation no longer believes in Him ... and so no one bothered to ask Him to.
Lynn Austin
#22. Let your bookcases and your shelves be your gardens and your pleasure-grounds. Pluck the fruit that grows therein, gather the roses, the spices, and the myrrh.
Judah Ben Saul Ibn Tibbon
#23. You don't have to be good to be Jesus's friend. You just have to be honest.
Judah Smith
#24. No sinner is irreparable or irredeemable. No sin is so great that the blood of Jesus cannot cover it. His love is so deep and wide that he can, in one moment of our faith, forgive our past, present, and future sins. Sin is simply not a problem for God.
Judah Smith
#25. Sometimes our brains are our own worst enemy because grace isn't logical.
Judah Smith
#26. I wonder if we have a lot of sons running around saying, "I want a Dad." But you won't abide in anyone.
Judah Smith
#27. I once heard a Chicago-area pastor put it this way: we don't need more Americans bowing down to the Democrat donkey or the Republican elephant. We need more Americans bowing down to the Lion of Judah.
Todd Starnes
#29. While Australia is superficially referred to as a continental nation, upon closer scrutiny, it is in fact an archipelago.
Asher Judah
#30. No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats.
Judah Friedlander
#32. I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught.
Judah Friedlander
#34. God is not in a hurry to fix us. Our behavior is not his first priority. We are his first priority. Loving us, knowing us, affirming us, protecting us. That is his top goal and his main concern.
Judah Smith
#35. The sons of Judah have to choose that God may again choose them. The divine principle of our race is action, choice, resolved memory.
George Eliot
#36. Don't you know you are the only Jesus many people will ever see? In compromising your lifestyle, you forfeit your capacity to accurately reflect God's image and endanger an entire generation's understanding of Jesus.
Judah Smith
#38. Our righteousness doesn't depend on our present performance but on Jesus' finished performance.
Judah Smith
#39. Jeremiah has to lament that there are as many altars as towns in Judah.
Julius Wellhausen
#41. Keith Powell and Judah Friedlander are like brothers to me.
Katrina Bowden
#42. Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.
Judah Friedlander
#43. Bethlehem in Judah, j named Jesse, k who had
Anonymous
#44. A company author bombs from the sky like the Air Force. A self-published author wins the battle by foot.
Judah Lee Davis
#45. Once you savor God's goodness, sin holds no lasting appeal.
Judah Smith
#46. I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it when you're at the grocery store and the line's long and the cash register starts taking too long.' I don't really do that kind of stuff. I'm heavy on persona, and I do a lot of interacting with the audience.
Judah Friedlander
#47. Alarmed, Jehoshaphat resolved to inquire of the LORD, and he proclaimed a fast for all Judah" (2 Chronicles 20:3). He
Bill Mills
#48. Worry is useless. Worry saps our strength and steals our focus. It causes us to be more awestruck and dumbfounded by storms than by the one who silences storms with a word.
Judah Smith
#49. If the journey is uphill, you're probably on the right path.
Judah Lee Davis
#50. It's interesting how people try to redefine God to their liking. They bring him down to their level so they can understand him, then they reject him because he is too much like them.
Judah Smith
#51. Translation, it read: But you will not even need to fight. Take your positions; then stand still and watch the LORD's victory. He is with you, O people of Judah and Jerusalem. Do not be afraid or discouraged. Go out against them tomorrow, for the LORD is with you!
Stacy Hawkins Adams
#52. When you look in the eyes of grace, when you meet grace, when you embrace grace, when you see the nail prints in grace's hands and the fire in his eyes, when you feel his relentless love for you - it will not motivate you to sin. It will motivate you to righteousness.
Judah Smith
#53. It takes courage and humility to recognize we are as messed up as the drug addict next door, and many of us never get that honest.
Judah Smith
#54. Grace is a person. And his name is Jesus.
Judah Smith
#55. All this national decay, all this weakening of the state, this obviously imminent subjection of Judah to Babylon, were, it seemed to Jeremiah, Yahveh's hand laid upon the Jews in punishment for their sins.
Will Durant
#56. But difficult situations and wrong choices conspire to trap us in hopelessness.
Judah Smith
#57. Jesus didn't care about the scandal. He cared about the scandalous.
Judah Smith
#59. Sometimes God takes your life for some crazy twists and turns.
Judah Smith
#60. A moment with Jesus changed everything.
Judah Smith
#61. You didnt access love, love accessed you!
Judah Smith
#62. Jesus is not your accuser. He's not your prosecutor. He's not your judge. He's your friend and your rescuer. Like Zacchaeus, just spend time with Jesus. Don't hide from him in shame or reject him in self-righteousness.
Judah Smith
#64. I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.
Judah Friedlander
#65. Rules are not bad, but they can't save anyone.
Judah Smith
#66. If you dont love, youve lost your distinction, definition, uniqueness, and identity.
Judah Smith
#67. It is absolutely essential to have a living visible example of what a Christian ought to be.
Judah Smith
#68. Are you struggling with sin? You don't need more will power. You need more of Jesus.
Judah Smith
#69. Zion, thou art doubtless anxious for news of thy captives; they ask after thee, they who are the remainder of thy flock.
Judah Halevi
#70. Go up on to a high mountain, Zion, herald of glad tidings; cry out at the top of your voice, Jerusalem, herald of good news! Fear not to cry out and say to the cities of Judah: Here is your God!
Anonymous
#71. Notorious sinners didn't kill Jesus. Religious people did.
Judah Smith
#72. I've never met a person who exaggerated God's love. Never. It's impossible.
Judah Smith
#73. Christianity is not about not swearing. It's not about not having impure thoughts. Really, it's not about not at all. Christianity is about Jesus.
Judah Smith
#74. 9 For we were slaves. Yet our God did not forsake us in our bondage; but He extended mercy to us in the sight of the kings of Persia, to revive us, to repair the house of our God, to rebuild its ruins, and to give us a wall in Judah and Jerusalem.
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#75. I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that's when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16, I started writing jokes for doing stand up, and then I was 19 and started doing stand up.
Judah Friedlander
#77. Sometimes '30 Rock' was a struggle because I'd be doing the show and still be doing stand-up full-time.
Judah Friedlander
#78. The common denominator is that we all need help.
Judah Smith
#79. Do not enter into a learned discussion with your guests unless you are assured of their ability, so as not to put them to shame.
Judah Ben Samuel Of Regensburg
#80. God's love is so extravagant and so inexplicable that he loved us before we were us. He loved us before we existed. He knew many of us would reject him, hate him, curse him, rebel against him. Yet he chose to love us. God loves us because he is love.
Judah Smith
#81. I think people would be surprised to discover that their challenges and struggles are not too dissimilar to us, average ordinary people, we're all looking for essentially the same thing and I think that's faith and hope and love and meaning and of course satisfaction, peace, joy.
Judah Smith
#82. Let's say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk about how he's fat or anything.
Judah Friedlander
#83. I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for '30 Rock'. Some people think we're old friends from 'Second City' days. I had always been a fan of Tina's. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.
Judah Friedlander
#84. I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.
Judah Friedlander
#85. I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.
Judah Friedlander
#86. I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity.
Judah Friedlander
#87. Right now, it's very difficult to single out one fighter, pound-for-pound, who is the best. Right now, it's very complex. Miguel Cotto, Mayweather and Zab Judah's a good fighter as well.
Roberto Duran
#88. There's a lot of thought that goes into every single thing I wear.
Judah Friedlander
#89. Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.
Judah Friedlander
#90. I watch a movie or a T.V. show or whatever; if it's good, I like to watch it more than once, and it's always fun to catch something you didn't see initially.
Judah Friedlander
#92. I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. But I'm into doing comedy in all mediums, platforms and situations.
Judah Friedlander
#93. Don't cheapen Jesus's sacrifice by trying to pay him back
Judah Smith
#94. I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.
Judah Friedlander
#95. It is a revolution, and it can no more be checked by human effort ... than a prarie fire by a gardener's watering pot.
Judah P. Benjamin
#96. My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes.
Judah Friedlander
#97. I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it's like a two-pronged deal because she wants to blog the date. And I'm like, No! I don't want to be on a reality show.
Judah Friedlander
#98. I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they think they know what's going on, but they don't really.
Judah Friedlander
#99. Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.
Andy Kindler
#100. But freedom starts with honesty. We aren't doing ourselves any favors by defining our- selves as good and others as bad. Let's just agree that we all need help, that we are all in this together.
Judah Smith
