Jossel Quotes

#1. Mom," say Malia Obame, "why dont you go get the photo albem of dad when he was a small boy, maybe it will jossel his memery."
"Good idea," Michele Obame say. "I guess thats why we call you the smart one," she go, and cast a look of disapoint at Sashe Obame.

Seinfeld 2000

#2. A lot of people are very political when they are young, and then they outgrow it.

Andrew Solomon

#3. Short questions with long answers, my boy.

Patrick W. Carr

#4. You need no call, you were born to this destiny. But you will be tested. You will cause pain and suffer for it ...

Jean M. Auel

#5. Persistence, persistence, persistence. I'm surprised how few entrepreneurs follow up.

Mark Suster

#6. Everest is completely out of control. It's like crack.

Aaron Huey

#7. Sometimes, I'm an ogre. I can be short. I'll walk into the office some days and I've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, and everybody knows it. I'm a perfectionist. I like to be organized, and I like to get everything done today.

Jack Nicklaus

#8. To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

Lee Trevino

#9. If the cross is a personal act of violence perpetrated by God towards humankind but borne by his Son, then it makes a mockery of Jesus' own teaching to love your enemies and to refuse to repay evil with evil.

Steve Chalke

#10. People are very adamant about maintaining a certain sound or a certain era, like, "There were three years of rap that were great, so let's just keep doing that." The genre itself is just stuck in place. It's been treading water for a while.

Aesop Rock

#11. If your knowledge of fire has been turned to certainty by words alone, then seek to be cooked by the fire itself. Don't abide in borrowed certainty. There is no real certainty until you burn; if you wish for this, sit down in the fire.

Rumi

#12. There's only one day at a time here, then it's tonight and then tomorrow will be today again.

Bob Dylan

#13. The flowers that sleep by night, opened their gentle eyes and turned them to the day. The light, creation's mind, was everywhere, and all things owned its power.

Charles Dickens

#14. To quote my daddy, don't be such a pussy."

"But I am a pussy.

Shelly Laurenston

#15. I'm a bit of a hippie.

Corey Feldman