Josh Bennett Quotes

#1. People like Josh Bennett and I don't get perfect. Most of the time, we don't even get remotely tolerable. And that's why it scares me. Because, even if there was such a thing to begin with, perfect never lasts.

Katja Millay

#2. Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?

Katja Millay

#3. It's the Josh Bennett equivalent of tattooing her name across my chest.

Katja Millay

#4. No matter how good he looks right now, Josh Bennett without work boots & the smell of sawdust is all sorts of wrong.

Katja Millay

#5. I'm wondering if I'm allowed to hate Josh Bennett, because I'm thinking I might start.

Katja Millay

#6. Josh Bennett laughs, and for one minute, everything is right in the world.

Katja Millay

#7. Even though sugar was very expensive, people consumed it till their teeth turned black, and if their teeth didn't turn black naturally, they blackened them artificially to show how wealthy and marvelously self-indulgent they were.

Bill Bryson

#8. Good Morning, Sunshine! Josh F**king Bennett. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say.

Katja Millay

#9. Games are considered to be in the sub-culture category, coming under movies, coming under manga or comics or animation, especially in Japan.

Nobuo Uematsu

#10. I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back.

Katja Millay

#11. Governments are supposed to lie to their citizens.

Noam Chomsky

#12. But far more numerous was the herd of such,
Who think too little, and who talk too much.

John Dryden

#13. And if my Sea od Tranquility were real, it would be this place, here, with him.
I don't say anything right away, because I just want one minute to look at him before I give him my last secret.
And then I tell him.
Your garage.

Katja Millay

#14. ...fiction is as useful as truth, for giving us matter, upon which to exercise the judgment of value.

G.E. Moore

#15. I imagine she came out of the birth canal holding a cupcake and a spatula.

Katja Millay