Jordison Quotes

#1. The thing about this band is that every member of the band is a song-writer so that takes some of the pressure off.

Joey Jordison

#2. If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.

Joey Jordison

#3. The greatest lesson I've learned in life is "Who knows what's good or bad?" Things come along that you really want, and they turn out to be the worst thing in the world. And some of the worst tragedies that you can conceive turn out to be the best things, the exact medicine you need in that moment.

Denzel Washington

#4. To grow up under really simple circumstances, and to understand that certain things were ornamental ... that made an impression on me as a child and is something I use.

Helmut Lang

#5. Be appreciative of what's right with your life. In your gratitude is power to make it even better

Ralph Marston

#6. I wake up: I am mental, I got to bed and I am mental, I am mental within my dreams, I am mental within my normal state, I'm out of my mind.

Joey Jordison

#7. I use Pearl Eliminator Pedals and I swear by them.

Joey Jordison

#8. I love you, I think as my heart seems to expand inside me.
And you'll hurt me.
You'll burn me.
You'll mark me.
But it's already worth it.

Karina Halle

#9. Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants.

Paula Yates