Jonathan Ross Sayings

#1. Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

Arthur Smith

#2. Of course, I'd like to earn Jonathan Ross's money, but I don't have sleepless nights wondering when someone's going to knock on my door with sacks of cash.

Mariella Frostrup

#3. I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?

Ian St. John

#4. After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

Jimmy Carr

#5. Personally, I'd never seen a graphic novel. I knew they existed because friends of mine like Jonathan Ross collect them and some very literate and intelligent people really rate the graphic novel as a form.

Stephen Fry

#6. It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative.

Jonathan Ross

#7. Technology has been defined, perhaps a little ungenerously, as "a long Greek name for a bag of tools".

Vincent Massey

#8. More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.

Jonathan Ross

#9. Modern psychology teaches that experience is not merely the best teacher, but the only possible teacher.. There is no war between theory and practice. The most valuable experience demands both, and the theory should supplement the practice and not precede it.

Charles Kettering

#10. Hollywood - it's either people who are unhappy or soon will be.

Jonathan Ross

#11. Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.

Jonathan Ross

#12. It is only after you have come to know the surface of things ... that you can venture to seek what is underneath. But the surface of things is inexhaustible.

Italo Calvino

#13. I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

Betty White

#14. If you are simple, people may ridicule you. Be simple anyway.

Debasish Mridha

#15. Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.

Jonathan Ross

#16. She loves unconditionally and never fears,
for she is LOVE and knows no other way.

Dan Arrow